You Won't Believe These Hilarious Tinder Pick Up Lines Actually Worked

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You're Never Going To Believe This

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Ah, Tinder, you strange and hilarious website. Tinder is basically an online dating site that's not meant to be used to find Mr. Right as much as it is used for finding Mr. Right Now. Basically, it's a hookup site; not that there's anything wrong with that, so first impressions mean everything. A great picture might get you a second look (or a swipe right, in this case), but it's the chat sessions where the magic really happens. There are a lot of guys competing for not very many women (bots don't count), so if you're a guy, you're going to want to say something suave and creative right off the bat to get her attention. 

What's your go-to pick up line? If you don't have one, there are a few unorthodox suggestions on this list that you might want to give a try. Even though they sound a bit out-there, they actually worked! Sure beats "What's your sign?" or "Come here often?"

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A Likely Story

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So what was it about his profile picture that made her swipe right? Maybe she's just really into trucks?

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She Wants The D

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There's smooth, and then there's S-M-O-O-T-H. I think we all know where this guy falls on the smoothness spectrum.

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Copy, Paste, Score

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The best part about this one is that it can be used over and over again. Why make her feel special when you can just copy and paste your clever line an infinite number of times?

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There's A First Time For Everything

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He managed to find the one woman who was okay with being asked to open a weiner stand. It must be fate!

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No Beating Around The Bush For This Guy

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"Lemme smash" actually worked? Okay, this one isn't so much about his smooth pick up line as it is about her low standards.

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It's Always About The Gun Show

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At least he didn't make a pussy/cat joke? That's got to count for something.

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I See What You Did There

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Clever boy! I'd say he earned himself a few minutes of her time.

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Cddling Isn't The Same Without "U"

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Oh yeah, this guy is the James Bond of Tinder. Hard to believe he's single with lines like these!

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Look Who's Quick On His Feet

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And he didn't even make the obvious "Muahahaha" joke! This guy is a keeper.

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Okay, So Maybe This Didn't Actually Work

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But he gets an A for effort, right?! Mahra Christmas? That's just good comedy! Mahra needs to get a sense of hu-mah.

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The Check Is In The Mail

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It looks like this witty guy has met his match. Get these two a bizarre wedding scheduled immediately!

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I Hopeanne Went Out With Him

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He may be throwing out any halfway decent puns just to see what sticks, but you've got to admit that his long game is on point.

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Welcome Back To The Future

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*puts on sunglasses*

Deal with it.

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But Did It Really Work?

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We may never know if this actually worked... but honestly, we hope it didn't.

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Cock-A-Doodle-Oh-Youuuuuu

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Nothing says, "Let's have sexy times" quite like joking around about farm animals. These jokes are pretty fowl if you ask me. 

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Insult Me, Baby. Just Like That!

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Don't we all just love a man who tells us we're ugly? Ladies? 

*crickets*

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It Starts Off Slowly....

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Then, BAM! "Do you want the D?"

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Have That Removed

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"Treat me like one of your diseased organs and have me removed, baby!"

That's so... hot?

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And Just Like That, She Said Yes

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He didn't even have to try with this one!

So there you have it; twenty funny pick up lines you can put to use on Tinder today. We can't guarantee that you'll get dates thanks to these lines, but we can't rule it out, either. Good luck, and have fun out there!