Check Out These 20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via HuffPost.

"My big old anchor don't want none unless you've got PUNS, hon!" 

(I'm sorry. This boat brought out my inner Sir Mix-A-Lot. That actually happens more often than I'd like to admit, but I digress.)

Owning a boat seems like a lot of fun, and not just because you get to spend your days cruising around the water, drinking beer, fishing, and enjoying water sports. You also get to come up with a really awesome name for your boat, and when it comes to boat names, the wittier they are, the better. That's where these twenty boat owners truly excelled; they all came up with punny boat names so bad, they're actually fantastic (and funny). Click through to enjoy all the punny goodness. Ahoy!

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via Smosh.

The Codfather here is going to make you an offer (to go fishing) that you can't refuse. 

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via Acid Cow.

That, sir, is simply too much information. (Read it out loud if you don't quite get it!)

That font is also kind of hard to read. Better watch out or he'll end up on this list of signs that prove that font choice is important.

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via HuffPost.

He's an aqua-holic! Get it? He is addicted to water. Hahahahahahaha.

Ha. 

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via Bored Panda.

This had better be Snoop Dogg's boat, for rizzle. 

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via Reddit.

Mm, fish and chicks. I like mine extra greasy and crunchy. Wait, never mind. That came out wrong. 

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via Barnorama.

What an eggcellent pun! I'm eggstatic just thinking about it, although I wonder eggsactly how they came up with it. 

Okay, I'll stop now. Please eggscuse me.

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via Thethrottle.

This boat owner is clearly not putting up with any of YOUR bullship. 

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via HuffPost.

It's a boat full of pugs. A pug boat! 

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via TheThrottle.

I know what you're thinking; there's nothing funny about a serious liver disease. Yes, yes, you're right. 

Still funny though! Just go with it. Speaking of delicious alcohol, you have to see these 20 very funny chalkboard bar signs.

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via Hilarious Boat Names.

Juvenile? Yeah, probably.

Funny? Definitely.

 

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via Acid Cow.

This captain should hang out with the guy who owns the SS Bullship! I have a feeling they'd really hit it off. 

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Courtesy of Mark Laizure Photography.

Who's Shore Daddy? I don't know, who's yours?

Let's face it, every dad in America wants to own a boat with this name right now! It's pretty great.

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via Reddit.

This must be the dingy for either the Piece of Ship or SS Bullship. 

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via The Throttle.

Something tells me that even the real Marilyn Monroe would have thought this was funny, even if gentlemen do prefer outboard motors.

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via Smosh.

There's something about boating that makes everybody talk all hip-hop-like. Why is that?

Yeahhhhh, buoyyyyyy. 

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via Smosh.

Pier pressure! Ha! I get it. I see what you did there. 

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via Smosh.

Carpe ocean just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via LOLpics.

Just make sure to wear protection when you're aboard the Sex Sea. Lots and lots of protection.

(What? I mean sunscreen and life jackets, obviously. Pervs.) 

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20 Very "Punny" Boat Names

Via HuffPost.

Okay, this one isn't so much a pun as it is a jab, but still! I couldn't help but include it. Nothing says, "I've arrived in life and have far surpassed my jerk father's low expectations for me" than buying a big old motorboat.

Great job on these punny boat names, sailors! You've all really outdone yourselves.

NEXT UP: Keep the sun, sand, and sea fun going with these 20 very funny photobombs taken at the shore OR be glad you're not these people who suffered the WORST sunburn fails ever!

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