Anti-Valentine's Day Sayings

Mock the world with these quotes

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Love is on sale. Look around you on Valentine's Day. Every retailer is cashing in on the Valentine's Day circus. Kitschy love cards, gigantic teddy bears, and stereotyped heart-shaped balloons fill the air. The only ones laughing, their way to the banks, are the ones who do not care about the warm feeling called love. They only know about cold, hard, cash. Enjoy these anti-Valentine's Day sayings and mock the world on Valentine's Day.

W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook

"Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species."

Jay Leno

"Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, extortion day."

José Ortega y Gasset

"We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies."

"Love is exclusivity, selection."

Bonnie Raitt

"I can't make you love me, if you don't."

J. Geils Band

"Love stinks."

Laurell K. Hamilton

"Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed."

William Shakespeare

"The course of true love never did run smooth"

Mother Teresa

"There is a terrible hunger for love. We all experience that in our lives—the pain, the loneliness. We must have the courage to recognize it."

Lauren Hammond

"You, my dear, are a creature of the night, you are a vampire."