Learn Beatrix's Act Two Monologue from "Promedy"

Telling the Harsh Truth to a Friend

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"Promedy" has some great dialogue for teens. Hill Street Studios / Getty Images

This comedic monologue is from "Promedy," a teenage comedy about the senior prom, written by Wade Bradford. This monologue can be used as practice material for a performer, or as a monologue to use at an audition. It is also appropriate as a classroom exercise for drama students, especially for high school classes.

Context of the Promedy Monologue

In this scene, Beatrix confronts Dante, an arrogant drama-geek who has been chasing after the girl of his dreams since kindergarten, the lovely cheerleader, Kay Nordstrom.

But once Kay finally falls for Dante, he freaks out and tries to run away. Fortunately, his friend and rival Beatrix talks some sense into him.


Hold it right there, Dante! I’ve watched you do this all your life, from kindergarten to the twelfth grade. But it’s not going to happen tonight. Don’t look at me like that, you know exactly what I’m talking about.

Remember first grade? The lunchroom. You’re walking around begging for a chocolate chip cookie. “Oh, I’m little Dante and I’m so sad. My mommy packed nothing but veggies. Oh, I wish I had a cookie. Oh if only!” Here, Dante, I said kindly, here’s a chocolate chip cookie, and what did you say? "I’m not hungry."

Flash forward. Third grade, playground. It’s the game of tag. You’re it. A hundred kids are running around and you can’t catch a single one. You’re desperate, you’re panting, you’re crying for someone to slow down so that you don’t have to be it anymore.

So, feeling sorry for you, because I’m an idiot, I walk right up and say, “Here Dante, I’ll be it. You can tag me.” And you say? "I don’t want to tag you. That’s too easy."

Whatever you can’t have, that’s what you want. That’s why you’ve said you were in love with Kay all these years. You knew, deep down that, she would never return your affection.

And that made things easy and safe. Every time she ignored you, that meant that you’d never have to feel anything real. You’d never have to know what it’s like to have someone who wants to be with you, which meant that you could always be alone.

But is that what you want, Dante? Look at her. You’ve been chasing Kay like she was some sort of dream. Well…don’t you want it to come true? Wait, why are you looking at me like that?

Exploring the Monologue

Beatrix is a senior in high school who has a romantic vision of the senior prom as a special event in life that should not be missed. However, the prom is canceled and she must find a way to revive it or risk losing out on this rite of passage.

In this monologue, she shows a degree of maturity in understanding Dante's habit of only pursuing desires he cannot fulfill. Once they are possible, he abandons them. The performer can choose how sarcastic and mocking to be in delivering the lines. It can be played with a mix of genuine affection for Dante as a friend as well as the need to tell him the hard truth about his behavior.

"Promedy" is published by Eldridge Plays.

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Bradford, Wade. "Learn Beatrix's Act Two Monologue from "Promedy"." ThoughtCo, Nov. 9, 2017, thoughtco.com/beatrixs-act-two-monologue-from-promedy-2713119. Bradford, Wade. (2017, November 9). Learn Beatrix's Act Two Monologue from "Promedy". Retrieved from https://www.thoughtco.com/beatrixs-act-two-monologue-from-promedy-2713119 Bradford, Wade. "Learn Beatrix's Act Two Monologue from "Promedy"." ThoughtCo. https://www.thoughtco.com/beatrixs-act-two-monologue-from-promedy-2713119 (accessed March 24, 2018).