Joe Biden Jokes

Biden Jokes, Cartoons and Funny Videos

A round-up of the best humor about Vice President Joe Biden, including late-night Biden jokes, political cartoons, funny spoof videos, and other Biden humor.
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Dumbest Joe Biden Quotes

A roundup of the dumbest things Vice President Joe Biden has ever said.

Read a collection of funny late-night jokes about Vice President Joe Biden. "There are reports that if Joe Biden runs for president, he would promise to serve for only one term – because nothing says confidence like promising your presidency would be over quickly." –Jimmy Fallon More »

View a gallery of funny pictures and parodies poking fun at Vice President Joe Biden. More »

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Joe Biden Cartoons

View a gallery of political cartoons featuring Vice President Biden.

Read a collection of funny Joe Biden quotes and memorable gaffes, updated frequently More »

A collection of funny video clips featuring Vice President Joe Biden, including videos of classic Biden gaffes. More »
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Biden Lampoons Obama at Gridiron Dinner

Vice President Joe Biden stepped in to perform the president's duties at the annual Gridiron Club dinner, and used the opportunity to poke fun at his boss.

More Joe Biden Jokes

"There are reports that if Joe Biden runs for president, he would promise to serve for only one term — because nothing says confidence like promising your presidency would be over quickly." –Jimmy Fallon

"The White House is worried about Joe Biden's potential run for president, and a source says they fear that it wouldn't have the right outcome. That's right, they think he might win." –Jimmy Fallon

"A tell-all book by David Axelrod, one of President Obama's former strategists, reveals that Obama chose Joe Biden as his VP because of his energy and enthusiasm. You know, the qualities you look for in someone whose main job is traveling to state funerals." –Jimmy Fallon

"Obama chose Joe Biden as his VP because of his energy and enthusiasm. Wait, those are the same reasons he picked his dog, Bo." –Jimmy Fallon

"A high school girl has invited Joe Biden to be her prom date. Isn't that nice? However, her father is refusing to let her go with a guy who can't really describe what he does for a living." –Conan O'Brien

"The United States has traded an American POW for five Taliban prisoners. Originally, the deal included Joe Biden, but the Taliban said no." –David Letterman

"Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when they both went after the same tennis ball." –Jimmy Fallon

"Vice President Joe Biden said he has privately met with 17 Republican senators at his home to try and connect on issues like tax reform. Biden asked what he can do to speed up negotiations, while Democrats asked, 'Does this door lock from the outside?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"The president took a moment to wish astronaut Scott Kelly luck on his upcoming yearlong mission in space, and even said, 'Make sure to Instagram it.' Obama loves Instagram because after six years with Biden it's the one thing he can still put a filter on." –Jimmy Fallon

"The other big story is tomorrow's State of the Union address. During President Obama's speech, one cabinet member will be asked to stay behind to run the government in case there is a crisis at the Capitol. At least that's what they're telling Biden." –Jimmy Fallon

"Today is Vice President Joe Biden's birthday! Biden started the day with a dance party and a big piece of cake, and then he remembered it was his birthday." –Seth Meyers