Best of Bart Simpson's Prank Calls

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Best of Bart Simpson's Prank Calls to Moe's

Best of Bart Simpson's Prank Calls to Moe's
Best of Bart Simpson's Prank Calls to Moe's. Twentieth Century Fox

Bart Simpson is notorious for pulling pranks on everyone around him, usually on Homer. When the parents are away Bart will play... pranks on Moe Scyzlak, owner of Moe's Tavern. Moe's responses are usually funnier than the prank call itself. Here are my favorite quotes from Moe (and others) during the best of Bart Simpson's prank calls.

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"Homer the Smithers"

Homer the Smithers - The Simpsons
Mr. Burns and Homer Simpson. Twentieth Century Fox

Mr. Burns makes a legitimate call to Moe's Tavern, but winds up getting the business end of Moe's rant against Bart.


Mr. Burns: "I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers, first name Waylon."

Moe: "Oh, so, you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Waylon, is it? Listen to me, you! When I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!"

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"Flaming Moe's"

The Simpsons - Aerosmith
The Simpsons - Aerosmith. Twentieth Century Fox

Bart calls a busy Moe's Tavern, looking for a man with the last name "Jass," first name "Hugh."


Moe: "Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!" Lo and behold, there is a Hugh Jass at Moe's and he takes the call.

See also: How to Make a Flaming Moe

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"The Way We Weren't"

The Way We Weren't - The Simpsons
The Way We Weren't - The Simpsons. Twentieth Century Fox

We get see the birth of Moe's rage against prank callers when a young Marge calls Homer's summer camp.


Marge: "I'd like to speak to Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar."

Moe: "Hey, don't you try and prank me with a fake name. I will rip out your intestines and use them to make a lanyard! Hello? Hello? Oh, and that's the origin of that."

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"New Kids on the Blecch"

New Kids on the Blecch
"New Kids on the Blecch". Twentieth Century Fox

Bart and his friends think they're a successful boy band, but it turns out they were duped into making commercials for the Navy.


Moe: "Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?"

Barney: "Maybe your standards are too high!"

Moe (to Bart on the phone): You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!

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"Homer the Moe"

Moe makes a terrible business decision and puts Homer in charge of his bar while he's out of town.


Bart: "Uh, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger, first name Ollie."

Homer (who is in charge while Moe is away): "Oh, Bart, my first prank call! What do I do?"

Bart: "Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger."

Homer: I don't get it.

Bart: "Yell out, 'I'll eat a booger!'"

Homer: "What's the gag?"

Bart: "Oh, forget it."

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"Lost Verizon"

The Simpsons - Lost Verizon
The Simpsons - Lost Verizon. Twentieth Century Fox

Bart calls a bar in Sydney named Crocodile Drunkee's.


Bartender: "I got a Drew P. Wiener here. Anyone expecting a Drew P. Wiener? I hold in my hand a Drew P. Wiener!"

Patron: "Better put it down then, mate!"

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"Donnie Fatso"

Donnie Fatso - The Simpsons
Donnie Fatso - The Simpsons. Twentieth Century Fox

The FBI asks Homer to go undercover to infiltrate Fat Tony's criminal organization.


Fat Tony: "Yuri Nater? Yuri Nater? Hey, my mouth is begging for a Yuri Nater!"

Barney: "Be careful what you wish for!"

Fat Tony: "Why, you-- I'm gonna chop you into little pieces and make you into a Rubik's cube, which I will never solve!"

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"24 Minutes"

The Simpsons - 24 Minutes
The Simpsons - 24 Minutes. Twentieth Century Fox

Jack Bauer's line mistakenly crosses with Bart Simpson's.


Jack Bauer: Chloe, I need those schematics now!

Bart: "Who is this?"

Jack: "I'm Jack Bauer - who the hell are you?"

Bart: "Me? I'm, uh, Ahmed Adoodie." (Pronounced "I Made a Doodie")

Jack: "Chloe, find out all you can about Ahmed Adoodie. Does anyone there know Ahmed Adoodie?"

Chloe: "Ahmed Adoodie - wealthy Saudi financier. Disappeared into Afghanistan in the late '90s."

Jack: "Really?"

Chloe: "No, Jack, it's a joke name. You're being set up!"

Jack: "Dammit!"


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