Children's Quotes About Angels

Angel Quotes from Kids

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Children's angel quotes reveal endearing and sometimes humorous ways of seeing angels. Ranald Mackechnie/Getty Images

Angels are fascinating creatures, but they’re also mysterious. Adults may not always be clear about who angels are and what they do, but children have lots of ways of explaining angels from their innocent, and often humorous, perspective. Here are some funny quotes from children about angels:

"Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else." - Mitchell, age 7

"Everybody's got it all wrong.

Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it." - Olive, age 9

"It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes." - Matthew, age 9

"Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter." - Sara, age 6

"Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead." - Daniel, age 9

"Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the kid get over it." - Vicki, age 8

"Angels don't eat much, but they drink a lot of milk from Holy Cows." - Peter, age 7

"I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold." - Gregory, age 5

"My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science." - Henry, age 8

"When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to 10. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado." - Reagan, age 10

"What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them." - Sarah, age 7

"Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter." - Jared, age 8

"All angels are girls because they've got to wear dresses and boys don't go for it." - Antonia, age 9

"I hear funny angels all the time in my dreams. And I'm sticking with that no matter how many people tell me I'm crazy". - Molly, age 8