Christmas Gifts for the Poker Player

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Here comes Santa Claus...

Christmas Gifts

Christmas is right around the corner and if you're like me, you're looking for some last minute gifts for your poker playing friends. But since they've already got a chipset, cards, and a table, maybe you're stuck for ideas. Here are some unique gifts that you might not have thought of.

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Poker Sucks Tee

Poker Sucks Tee Shirt

Most poker players have a love/hate relationship with poker. Help them express their hate side with this classic black tee shirt that says what most players are thinking anyway.

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Card Shuffler

Card Shuffler

Do lousy dealers slow down your home game? Try putting this automatic shuffler into play. Easy to use and can shuffle up to two decks at once.

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Poker-Themed Leggings

Poker-Themed Leggings

Though these poker-themed leggings are made for women, I find they make an even better gift for a man. Especially a large one.

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Poker for Lovers

Poker for Lovers Game

Apparently, you'll want to "bet it all" like the cover of this boxed poker for lovers game says. I am not sure what that means, but I'm sure this will make a great gift for your poker buddies all the same.

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Four Aces Belt Buckle

Four Aces Belt Buckle

Most cardrooms require their patrons to wear pants. Additionally, they require those pants to stay up at all times. Help your friends obey the rules with this zinc alloy belt buckle featuring the four best cards in the deck.

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Christmas Ornament

Dogs Playing Poker Christmas Ornament

Combine Christmas, poker, and dogs in one cheesy package with this dogs playing poker Christmas ornament. Words are beginning to fail me.

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Poker Face Music Score

Poker Face Vibe Score

Truly we have reached the dark underbelly of the poker retail scene. This mallet percussion score of Lady Gaga's is only for the real sickos in your life. It is included here only for completeness in the list and I pity those of you disturbed enough to buy this, and even worse, to consider giving it to another human being.

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Hustler Wholesome Playing Cards

Hustler Wholesome Playing Cards
To clean things up a bit after that last item, I bring you this wholesome set of Hustler playing cards. This set of photographic playing cards feature all-American girls in Norman Rockwell-like poses sure to bring a smile to your players, young and old.
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Hustler Filthy Playing Cards

Hustler Filthy Playing Cards

I have been informed by the legal department that the Hustler cards are not quite as wholesome as I was led to believe. In fact, they are downright pornographic. Please do not buy for younger poker players.

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Fireplace Poker

Fireplace Poker

This is a poker. I am hilarious. Buy this for your poker buddies and you will be, too.

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Poker S'Mores...um...Snowman Thing

Poker S'Mores Snowman Thing

What the...? I don't even know what that is.

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Poker Night Light

Poker Night Light

Got a young child who's still afraid of the dark and can't get enough of gambling and half-naked women? Well, you've probably already failed as a parent, but you can still buy their love with this completely inappropriate night light.

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$1000 Bill

$1000 Bill

They say this fake $1000 bill is just for fun. But they also say it "looks and feels positively real." They need to make up their mind. Is this a gag gift for my friends, or my next buyin to the $5-$10 NL?

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Well, there you go....

Christmas Tree

I hope these ideas were helpful to you with your Christmas shopping. Of course, since all the shipping times are for after Christmas, I guess you'll just have to order early for next year.

Happy Holidays!