Humanities › Literature "Anchorman" Quotes Funny "Anchorman" Quotes Share Flipboard Email Print Evan Agostini/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty Images Literature Quotations Great Lines from Movies and Television Funny Quotes Love Quotes Quotations For Holidays Best Sellers Classic Literature Plays & Drama Poetry Shakespeare Short Stories Children's Books By Simran Khurana Education Expert M.B.A, Human Resource Development and Management, Narsee Monjee Institution of Management Studies B.S., University of Mumbai, Commerce, Accounting, and Finance Simran Khurana is the Editor-in-Chief for ReachIvy, and a teacher and freelance writer and editor, who uses quotations in her pedagogy. our editorial process Simran Khurana Updated July 03, 2019 The film Anchorman is subtitled "The Legend of Ron Burgundy." This is because, when the story opens, Ron is the most happening anchorman in San Diego. As Bill Lawson in the movie put it, "He was like a god walking among mere mortals." However, all this would change when Veronica Corningstone entered the scene, wanting to be the top "anchorwoman." Read these Anchorman quotes to get a peak into this seriously funny movie. Ron Burgundy [to dog]You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.Ron Burgundy I'm in a glass case of emotion!Veronica Corningstone Oh, Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 per cent sure that I love you!Champ Kind We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without ya. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you. I miss being near you! I miss your laugh! I miss I miss your scent. I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.Bill Lawson [narration]There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.Brick Tamland I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.Tino We have a saying in my country the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner.