Clever Quotes

Enlighten Your Mind With These Clever Quotes

Maya Angelou Signs Copies of 'Maya Angelou: Letter to My Daughter' - October 30, 2008
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Want to sound smart? Want to impress your peers with clever words? Here are some clever quotes to your rescue. Kiss those thinking caps good bye. Who needs to think on your feet, when you have clever quotes handy?

  • Henry Ford
    Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right.
  • George Bernard Shaw
    You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'
  • Bertrand Russell
    Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
  • Maya Angelou
    A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
  • Henry Ford
    Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
  • Groucho Marx
    Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
  • Albert Einstein
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
  • George Bernard Shaw
    We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
  • Albert Einstein
    When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
  • Benjamin Franklin
    Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
  • Harry S. Truman
    You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
  • Elbert Hubbard
    Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
  • Ralph Waldo Emerson
    The years teach much which the days never knew.
  • Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
    Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.
  • Toni Morrison
    If you surrender to the wind, you can ride it.