20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via The Big Tino.

Fall is in the air, and along with the gorgeous foliage, fun Halloween costume ideas, and countless apple crisp recipes comes the thing that is most dreaded among all urban dwellers: The pumpkin spice-ization of everything. While it's a funny stereotype that "Basic Bitches" love stuff like pumpkin spice lattes, the rest of us just want to drink our non-pumpkin-flavored beer and eat our non-pumpkin-flavored treats in peace, thank you very much.

Which brings us to the products in this gallery. You'll be happy to know that almost all of these products are purely fictitious; they're just the result of creative minds and a good working knowledge of Photoshop. But some of them... some of them are real, and that's kind of terrifying. Can you tell which ones are real? Click through the slide show and find out!

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via Something Awful.

Getting kidnapped can ruin your whole day... but not when your kidnapper chooses Pumpkin Spice scented Chloroform! Suddenly your kidnapping becomes fun, almost like a vacation. (Except not at all.)

FAKE.

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via BuzzFeed.

Forget boring old mint! This seems like an awesome way to make your teeth taste like you still need to brush your teeth.

FAKE.

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via BuzzFeed.

Okay, so everybody over the age of fourteen already thinks these things are disgusting. What could make them more nauseating? Fill them with pumpkin spice flavored fluid, that's what.

BARF. Also, FAKE. (Thank god)

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via The Kitchn.

As if Pringles chips could get even MORE fake tasting.

Weep for society, people. These are REAL

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via BuzzFeed.

A lot of people fell for an image of a pumpkin spice flavored Durex condom wrapper that thankfully turned out to be fake. You'll be happy to know that these Trojans are also FAKE.

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via The Big Tino.

So you thought Bud Light Lime or Lime Ritas were as bad as beer could get? Think again!

Just kidding, these are FAKE.

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via Something Awful.

No comment... but gross. Okay fine, that was a comment, but still.

FAKE

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via Washington Uloop.

Quick, tell me one way that Peeps could become even more disgusting! If you guessed "make them pumpkin spice flavored," congratulations! You have functioning taste buds.

Unfortunately, these are REAL.

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via Pleated-Jeans.

I'm getting a stomach ache just thinking about this.

FAKE.

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via BuzzFeed.

Mmmm, refreshing!

FAKE.

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via BuzzFeed.

File this one under WORST SNACK EVER.

FAKE

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via Reddit.

I don't even need new tires, yet I still want to give this person my business.

REAL

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via Something Awful.

As if Ramen noodles could get any worse for you.

FAKE

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via Something Awful.

Perfect for rinsing your mouth of bad tastes. Wait a minute....

FAKE.

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via Xaxor.

"Honey, your pits sure smell terrific!" -- Said no woman, ever.

FAKE.

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via BuzzFeed.

Uncle! You've gone too far. 

FAKE

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via BuzzFeed.

Send your little athlete out on the field with a belly full of pumpkin spice Gatorade!

FAKE

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via BuzzFeed.

Taste the rain-blech.

FAKE.

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20 Crazy Pumpkin Spice Products That Are Just Plain Wrong

Via Reddit.

Both REAL, and spectacular. (This would fit in nicely on this list of funny chalkboard bar signs.)

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