Crybaby Trump in His Own Words

The Whiniest, Pettiest, Most Infantile Thigns Donald Trump Has Ever Said

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"Everybody says it, but I have a judge who is a hater of Donald Trump, a hater. He’s a hater. His name is Gonzalo Curiel... The judge, who happens to be, we believe, Mexican, which is great, I think that’s fine. You know what? I think the Mexicans are going to end up loving Donald Trump when I give all these jobs, okay?" -Donald Trump, attacking the judge who is hearing a fraud case against Trump University.

The judge was born in Indiana.

“Your governor has got to do a better job. She’s not doing the job." -Donald Trump, criticizing Republican New Mexico Gov. Susana Martinez, who has not endorsed Trump for president

"(Mitt Romney) walks like a penguin onto the stage ... He saw Trump saying he can't run because I understand losers. I understand losers. You can make a lot of money with losers. And I said we couldn't take a chance. He was all excited and wanted to run. And I said 'Mitt cannot run. He choked like a dog.' Have you ever seen him in athletics. He's a choker! And you know the truth? I hate to say it. I hope we don't have too many in the audience — once a choker, always a choker." -Donald Trump, mocking Mitt Romney for losing the 2012 presidential election

"She had a pen in her hand, which Secret Service is not liking because they don’t know what it is, whether it’s a little bomb." –Donald Trump, on  reporter Michelle Fields, whom his campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, allegedly assaulted when she tried to ask Trump a question after a rally, CNN town hall, March 29, 2016

“She’s not a baby. She was grabbing me. Am I supposed to press charges against her?" –Donald Trump, suggesting it was Michelle Fields who was the aggressor — not his campaign manager, who he insisted had been merely protecting him from her. Lewandowski was arrested on battery charges following the incident.

(CNN town hall, March 29, 2016)

"He referred to my hands, if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee it." –Donald Trump, bragging about his penis size in reference to a joke by Republican rival Marco Rubio, GOP presidential debate, March 3, 2016

"I love the old days, you know? You know what I hate? There's a guy totally disruptive, throwing punches, we're not allowed punch back anymore. ... I'd like to punch him in the face, I'll tell ya." –Donald Trump on how he would handle a protester in Nevada, sparking roaring applause from the audience, February 22, 2016

"You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever." –Donald Trump, insulting Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly over questions she asked during the first Republican primary debate
"He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured." –Donald Trump on John McCain

"My entire life, I've watched politicians bragging about how poor they are, how they came from nothing, how poor their parents and grandparents were. And I said to myself, if they can stay so poor for so many generations, maybe this isn't the kind of person we want to be electing to higher office.

How smart can they be? They're morons." –Donald Trump, New York Times interview with Maureen Dowd, Nov. 28, 1999

"I think he's probably right. I am the most fabulous whiner. I do whine because I want to win. And I'm not happy if I'm not winning. And I am a whiner. And I'm a whiner and I keep whining and whining until I win." -Donald Trump, agreeing with National Review columnist Rich Lowry, who called Trump "the most fabulous whiner in all of American politics." (CNN interview, Aug. 11, 2015)