Democratic Convention Memes

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Michelle Makes History

via Twitter
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Baiting Trump

Occupy Democrats
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Trump's Reaction to DNC

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Sanders or Trump?

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Putin and Trump

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Bernie vs. Hillary

Bernie and Hillary vs. Apocalypse
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Imagine What Trump Supporters Would Say

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Baking Cookies

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Hillary's Pantsuits


More Democratic Convention Jokes

"Tonight Hillary Clinton gave her big speech at the Democratic Convention, officially accepting the nomination for president. The speech went well, but the lightning shooting from her hands was a bit much." –Jimmy Fallon

"During his big speech, President Obama said that no matter how many times Hillary Clinton gets knocked down, she always gets back up. At which point, he was accused of plagiarizing his speech from Chumbawamba." –Jimmy Fallon

"Bernie Sanders said that he knows people are disappointed in the results of the primaries, saying, 'I think it's fair to say nobody is more disappointed than I am.' At which point, Jeb Bush threw his empty Hagen Daazs container at the TV." –Jimmy Fallon

"Boyz II Men opened up the Democratic Convention yesterday performing their hit 'Motown Philly.' Then they closed it out with Bernie Sanders singing 'It's so Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Experts are saying that the highlight of the Democratic Convention's first night was Michelle Obama's speech. In fact, Melania Trump said she already knows it by heart." –Conan O'Brien

"Today, shortly before we taped the show, Hillary Clinton became the first female presidential nominee of a major party. So now little girls everywhere can say, 'One day I'm gonna grow up and run against an insane reality TV star.'" –Conan O'Brien

"It's being reported that 19 out of the 31 apartment buildings in the Rio Olympic Village are not ready yet. Today, Rio organizers asked, 'How does everybody feel about a 'Fall Olympics'?'" –Conan O'Brien

"Yesterday at the DNC, Elizabeth Warren said, 'Trump's entire campaign is just one more late-night Trump infomercial.' Trump called her 'stupid' then said, 'But wait there's more…" –Conan O'Brien

"Hillary Clinton became the first woman to be nominated by a major party in the United States, which even if she doesn't win is going to look great on her resume." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Bill Clinton spoke tonight. He was the major speaker of the evening. Of course he strongly supported his wife to be our next president. In a surprise move asked Melania Trump to be his first lady." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Bernie Sanders supporters were so angry last night that they booed each mention of Hillary Clinton's name, and even booed the pastor leading the pre-convention prayer. Of course, this was Philadelphia. Booing is just how people exhale." –Seth Meyers

"Tonight was the start of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, where today the temperature was over 100 degrees. As if Hillary Clinton needed another reason to sweat. She went through two pantsuits." –Jimmy Fallon

"In fact, it was so hot Hillary met with some Bernie supporters just for the chilly reception." –Jimmy Fallon

"We may be seeing more Trumps in politics. In fact, Donald Trump's son, Donald Jr., told CNN he hasn't ruled out running for mayor of New York next year. When she heard that, Hillary Clinton turned to Chelsea and said, 'Clear your schedule.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"According to a poll, 90 percent of Bernie Sanders supporters plan to vote for Hillary Clinton in November. The other 10 percent plan to put their hand down the sink and then turn on the disposal." –Conan O'Brien

"Earlier tonight, Bernie Sanders spoke at the Democratic National Convention. Sanders' speech was interrupted by dozens of applause breaks and three pee breaks." –Conan O'Brien

"Hillary Clinton's main task this week is to divert attention from leaked DNC emails and other negative press. Hillary's going to begin her speech with the rousing first line — 'Hey, Look, There's a Pokémon!'" –Conan O'Brien

"The theme for the Democrats today at the Democratic Convention is 'United Together.' Which really is the best way to be united. So much better than being united apart." –Jimmy Kimmel

"After the Republican Convention last week, the DNC was supposed to be the boring one. It was quite the opposite. Every time Hillary Clinton's name was mentioned there were boos from Bernie Sanders fans. Even Bernie had to ask his supporters to calm down. After a year of telling them not to calm down. It's like Chef Boyardee telling people to take it easy on the ravioli." –Jimmy Kimmel