18 Hilariously Awkward Engagement Photos

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via Distractify.

They were just spelling out their initials... when this happened.

Getting engaged is an exciting time in your life, so it makes sense that many couples choose to document their happiness by taking a wonderful engagement photo. What does not make sense, however, is how some couples go seriously off the deep end when trying to take a nice, normal, tasteful photograph.

The people in the following images all had the right idea and the best of intentions, but once they started posing, things went off the rails! Click through the slideshow to check out all of the hilarious madness.

Want more funny engagement humor? Check out these couples who might want to reconsider hyphenating their last names. Wang-Holder, party of two? Your table is ready.

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Courtesy of Michael James Photography 2011.

We get it, you're both big time Star Wars fans. Fair enough. But really... really? You're really going with this for your engagement photos?

Really. 

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via Imgur.

What did I tell you? Horse head masks make EVERYTHING better! 

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via Awkward Family Photos.

I love how she's looking wistfully over her shoulder at herself and her super awkward fiance as they share a super awkward embrace.

Did I mention how awkward all of this is? I mean, yeah. It's pretty awkward.

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via Imgur.

Nothing says "pure class and sophistication" like a picture of your man taking a whiz in the background.

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via Distractify.

Um, I guess this trashcan has some sort of special significance to them? Like, "Here's the trash can where we first met," or "Remember when you threw up in this trashcan on our first date?" Maybe?

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via Awkward Family Photos.

Oh jeez, I can't even make a joke here. It's just too easy. Just be glad he's wearing pants.

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via Buzzfeed.

BBBRBBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR

You always motorboat the ones you love.

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via Reddit.

Is that your triton or are you just glad to see us?  You've got to love a good Photoshop masterpiece.

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via Awkward Family Photos.

Her: "I'm going to wear this really nice dress that I picked out especially for these fancy engagement photos."

Him: "Shirt? Who needs a shirt? I'm going to show off my neon-white bare chest. Deal with it."

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via Awkward Family Photos.

What a beautiful fiancee... FOR ME TO POOP ON! 

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via Imgur.

We've got a Stage 4 clinger here, folks (and he totally knows it). 

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via The Heavy.

From this day forward, the smell of a chemical toilet will always be "our" thing.

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via Awkward Family Photos.

It's so romantic how he fell in love with her before she even knew he was alive! Wait, what's that? Don't be silly; you're saying "stalker" like it's a bad thing. 

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via Awkward Family Photos.

Perfectly normal. Not disturbing at all. 

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via The Heavy.

When the prettiest photo location in your town includes a giant cement drain pipe, it might be time to move. 

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via Know Your Meme.

It's so romantic how he's pretending to take a poop in this picture. Be still my heart. 

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18 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Via Awkward Family Photos.

You should hear the fights they have over who gets to use the bathroom mirror first in the morning.

NEXT UP: First comes love, then comes marriage, then come the totally cringe-worthy pregnancy portraits! You have to see them to believe them.