Science, Tech, Math › Animals & Nature 10 Funny Bug Riddles Share Flipboard Email Print arlindo71 / Getty Images Animals & Nature Insects Basics Behavior & Communication Ants. Bees, & Wasps Beetles Butterflies & Moths Spiders Ticks & Mites True Bugs, Aphids, Cicadas, and Hoppers Amphibians Birds Habitat Profiles Mammals Reptiles Marine Life Forestry Dinosaurs Evolution View More By Debbie Hadley Entomology Expert B.A., Political Science, Rutgers University Debbie Hadley is a science educator with 25 years of experience who has written on science topics for over a decade. our editorial process Debbie Hadley Updated April 05, 2017 There are lots of silly bug riddles and jokes out there. Here are some of my favorite bug riddles. Q: Why do ants dance on jelly jars?A: Because the lids say "twist to open." Q: Where do bees wait for a ride?A: At the buzz stop! Q: What game do ants play with elephants?A: Squash! Q: What did the judge say when the stinkbug entered the courtroom?A: Odor in the court! Q: What was the last thing to go through the bug's mind when he hit the windshield>A: His rear end! Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?A: Should we walk home or take a dog? Q: What does a caterpillar do on New Year's Day?A: Turns over a new leaf. Q: Why did the fly fly?A: Because the spider spied her. Q: What's green and jumps a mile per minute?A: A grasshopper with the hiccups! Q: What's smaller than an ant's mouth?A: An ant's dinner!