10 Funny Bug Riddles

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There are lots of silly bug riddles and jokes out there. Here are some of my favorite bug riddles.

Q: Why do ants dance on jelly jars?
A: Because the lids say "twist to open."

Q: Where do bees wait for a ride?
A: At the buzz stop!

Q: What game do ants play with elephants?
A: Squash!

Q: What did the judge say when the stinkbug entered the courtroom?
A: Odor in the court!

Q: What was the last thing to go through the bug's mind when he hit the windshield>
A: His rear end!

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?
A: Should we walk home or take a dog?

Q: What does a caterpillar do on New Year's Day?
A: Turns over a new leaf.

Q: Why did the fly fly?
A: Because the spider spied her.

Q: What's green and jumps a mile per minute?
A: A grasshopper with the hiccups!

Q: What's smaller than an ant's mouth?
A: An ant's dinner!

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