20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Gross-Pantii

Ewwwwww! Who came up with this name combination, a 12 year-old boy?!

Most marriage vows include the lines "for better, or for worse," and in the case of these newly engaged or newlywed couples, the worse part might come as soon as they see their names united in newspaper print. As if it wasn't hard enough to go through life with a last name like "Butts" or "Beaver," right? Now you also have to worry about your spouse-to-be having a name that creates a hyphenated nightmare for all of the world to see (and mock).

Now, if these couples would go ahead and take some really bizarre engagement or wedding pictures, they'd achieve the ultimate in hilarious nuptials.  Dare to dream!

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Wang-Holder

Okay, so they're both pretty common names when they're by themselves... but when you put these two names together we're suddenly entering R-rated territory.

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Best-Lay

Well, he's not about to marry the WORST, now is he? Way to put a ring on it, buddy.

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Golden-Showers

Ah, there's nothing more refreshing than a nice golden shower.

Wait, whaaaat?  No, never mind. Forget I ever said that, and whatever you do, DO NOT GOOGLE THAT.

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Beaver-Wetter

Just be glad these two names weren't reversed, because oh boy, wouldn't that be awkward. Well okay, never mind. This is already just about as awkward as names come.

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Busch-Hacker

Normally I'd advise you to keep any and all Hackers away from your Busch, but in this case we can make an exception.

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Cockman-Dickman

Just when Ms. Cockman thought she was finally about to get rid of the horrible surname that had plagued her youth, she went and fell in love with this guy. Talk about jumping out of the frying pan and into the flame. 

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Gorey-Butcher

What a descriptive name!  But really, is there any other kind of Butcher? A Tidy one, for example? 

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Hardy-Harr

Since their merged names sound like a big old guffaw, let's hope these two have a good sense of humor.

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Hunt-Kapture

It was their mutual love of conquering that brought them together. Together, they are the unstoppable force of Hunt-Kapture.

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Kumon-Topomi

Well, that's an oddly specific request, but if you say so....

No, really, this has to be a fake, right? There's no way this can be real.

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Long-Wiwi

There's absolutely no way I'd ever be able to say "Wiwi" without using a bad French accent. No way.

"Right this way, Monsieur Wiwi."  SEE? It's impossible.

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Looney-Ward

The wedding invitation probably asks all guests to bring their own butterfly nets and tinfoil hats.

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Moore-Bacon

Moore-Bacon? Yes, please! This has the potential to be the BEST wedding reception ever.

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Partee-Moore

Speaking of fun wedding receptions.... Mr. and Mrs. Partee-Moore would like to cordially invite you to get yo' freak on!

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Rump-Orefice

Do you think these two bonded over their equally embarrassing last names when they first met? I'll bet they did!  I mean, "Orefice?"  Having a last name like that is just begging for bullies to pick on you.

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Speedy-Zieper

They don't call him the Speediest Zieper in the West for nothin', ladies. 

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

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Stroker-Daily

I don't know why people are so embarrassed by this one; it's just a solid piece of marital advice.

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

Crapp Beer Couple Name
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Crapp-Beer

Life is too short to drink crap beer, but we still wish the Crapp-Beers a lifetime of love and happiness.  Hopefully with good, high quality beer in the fridge.

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20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations

Poore-Sapp name combination
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Poore-Sapp

Just look at this poor sap, about to marry the love of his life!

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