Funny Christmas Memes

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Believing in Santa

Believing in Santa and Donal Trump

Before you laugh at children for believing in me, remember, there are adults that believe Donald Trump is a good presidential candidate."

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Discussing Politics on Facebook

Discussing Politics on Facebook

"I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics on Facebook."

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War on Christmas and Republicans

War on Christmas

"The War on Christmas: because Republicans need a war they're actually willing to send their kids to."

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He Knows When You're Sleeping...

Santa Knows When You're Sleeping

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Santa Claus Is A Democrat

Santa Claus Is A Democrat

"According to a new poll, most Americans think that Santa Claus is a Democrat. Which is odd, because when you think "'at old white man who hires unskilled labor,' you think "Republican." –Conan O'Brien

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Keeping Christ in Christmas

Keeping Christ in Christmas
Rottenecards

"Okay...let's compromise. You can keep Christ in Christmas, but you have to take him out of politics. Deal?"

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Family of Refugees

Conan O'Brien Christmas Joke About Texas
Conan O'Brien

"The state of Texas is trying to stop a family of Syrian refugees from resettling there. Texas officials said, 'We're too busy with Christmas to think about a Middle Eastern family with no place to stay for the night." –Conan O'Brien
 

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Ending the War on Christmas

War on Christmas and Fox News Meme

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Our Christmas Heroes

Our Christmas Heroes

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Dreaming of a White Christmas

Dreaming of a White Christmas

"I'm dreaming of a Christmas as white but not nearly as depressing as the Republican party."

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Merry Christmas From Fox News

Merry Christmas From Fox News
The Simpsons

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Happy Holidays vs. Merry Christmas

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Put the Christ Back in Christmas?

Put the Christ Back in Christmas?

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Worried About the War on Christmas

Worried About the War on Christmas?

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Capitol Hill Christmas Tree

Capitol Hill Christmas Tree

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It's A Wonderful Life

It's A Wonderful Life and Republicans

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Santa High Over Colorado

Santa High Over Colorado
Creators Syndicate

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Santa and the Mega-Rich

Santa and the Mega-Rich
CartoonsArts International

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Christmas Is Winning

Christmas Is Winning
Creators Syndicate

More Christmas Jokes

"A new poll revealed that 44 percent of Americans think Santa is a Democrat and 28 percent believe he is a Republican. And the other 28 percent said to please stop bothering me with stupid questions. " –Jimmy Kimmel

"Some people said, 'Oh, Santa's a Democrat because he gives handouts,' and other people said, 'He's a Republican because he's an old white guy.''" –Jimmy Kimmel

"The fact of the matter is Santa isn't a Democrat or a Republican. In fact, Santa isn't even an American. I have news for you. The real Santa is Chinese. You think elves are the ones making that plastic crap we give our kids? No. Chinese people are." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Today, President Obama announced that he's giving all federal employees Christmas Eve off. And when Joe Biden heard that he was like, 'But not Santa, right?'" -Jimmy Fallon

"The Obamas have decorated the White House with 54 Christmas trees. It's all part of their 'For the last time, we're not Muslim' campaign." –Conan O'Brien

"I was thinking about Santa Claus. When you really think about it, this has to be the biggest, most elaborate prank in the history of the world. It's like we're all in on a huge joke we're playing on kids. And eventually they figure it out and they start lying to their kids, too." -Jimmy Kimmel

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