9 Funny Father's Day Quotes

9 Witty Quotes for Father's Day

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Looking for humorous quotes about fathers? Here are some funny Father's Day quotes. These quotes reflect the subtle wit with a touch of sarcasm. Poke your dad with your own brand of humor. What fathers love most is a relaxed holiday in the company of their kids. Your father may seem broody on other days, but with the touch of tender love, watch your dad turn into a giant candy-dispensing, singing and laughing, happy old man.

What makes your father laugh? Does he like your silly antics? Or does he prefer to watch reruns of his favorite TV sitcoms? Learn more about your father: his habits, needs, and preferences. If he likes to regale stories about his childhood days, you get a glimpse of the man he really is. Beneath the several layers of roles and responsibilities he wears, you find a tender, loving dad who also needs your love.

Humor is the best way to reach out. It can soothe hurt feelings, calm tempers, and build strong relationships. Share a joke with your dad and watch his lips curve into a sly smile. Tickle him further with more jokes, quips and quotes. Read him funny verses or funny Father's Day sayings to bring out the chuckles. Once the floodgates open, you will find a very different father beneath the veil of sobriety.

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Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Jimmy Piersal, on How to Diaper a Baby
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.

Then, fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.

Ernest Hemingway
To be a successful father, there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.



Phyllis McGinley
The thing to remember about fathers is... they're men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, believing change is a threat, like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle...

John Aubrey
Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face. His son, as rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face the gentleman that sat next to him and said, "Box about: twill come to my father anon."

James Baldwin
If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.

Helen Hayes
When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, "She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge."

Peter De Vries
My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too.

Robert Orben
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

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