Hillary Clintonisms

Dumb Quotes by Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton

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"My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. You know, I just, I don't understand it." --Hillary Clinton on why she is staying in the race

"I'm not going to put my lot in with economists." --Hillary Clinton after being asked by George Stephanopoulos about economists' claims that her gas tax holiday proposal would not bring down gas prices

"I remember landing under sniper fire.

There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base." --Hillary Clinton on visiting Bosnia in 1996, contradicting other accounts that said there was no threat of gunfire. Clinton later said she "misspoke"

"On a couple of occasions in the last weeks, I just said some things that I knew not to be the case." --Hillary Clinton on misspeaking about her Bosnia visit

"Senator Obama says he is getting tired of the campaign, his supporters say they want it to end. Could you imagine if Rocky Balboa had gotten half way up those art museum stairs and said, 'Well, I guess that's about far enough.' When it comes to finishing the fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit, I never give up and I know that were going to make it together, not just up those stairs, but were going to climb that mountain for a better day for America.Hillary Clinton

"The question is, we face a lot of dangers in the world and, in the gentleman's words, we face a lot of evil men.

And what in my background equips me to deal with evil and bad men?" --Hillary Clinton, laughing off a question from a voter who asked Clinton what qualified her to deal with leaders from countries such as Iran and North Korea

"I just want to add, I did not say that it should be done, but I certainly recognize why Gov.

Spitzer is trying to do it. And we have failed." --Hillary Clinton, responding in a Democratic debate to New York Gov. Elliot Spitzer's plan to give drivers' licenses to illegal immigrants. Moments earlier, Clinton had said, "They are driving on our roads. The possibility of them having an accident that harms themselves or others is just a matter of the odds."

"Aww don't feel noways tired. I've come too faarrr from where I started frum." --Hillary Clinton, adopting a Southern drawl while speaking at a church (Watch video clip)

"We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." --Hillary Clinton

"God bless the America we are trying to create." --Hillary Clinton

"I have to confess that it's crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian." --Hillary Clinton

"We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word." -Hillary Clinton

"I have said that I'm not running and I'm having a great time being pres -- being a first-term senator." --Hillary Clinton on her presidential ambitions

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." -Hillary Clinton

"He ran a gas station down in St.

Louis... No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century." ---Hillary Clintonintroducing a quote by Mahatma Gandhi
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"Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody's going to believe them." ---Hillary Clinton on Bill Clinton's bimbo eruptions

"If I didn't kick his ass every day, he wouldn't be worth anything." ---Hillary Clinton on Bill Clinton

"I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession which I entered before my husband was in public life." ---Hillary Clinton

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