Funny Mole Day Jokes and Humor

Jokes and Humor about Mole Day

Chemistry Cat knows Mole Day jokes, too.
Chemistry Cat knows Mole Day jokes, too.

Mole Day is October 23 from 6:02 a.m. to 6:02 p.m. in honor of  Avogadro's Number (6.02 x 1023). Celebrate Mole Day (October 23 or June 2) with Mole Day jokes and humor.

Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
A: Moletiplication

Q: What do you call a 10th grader who is taking chemistry?
A: A sophomole.

Q: Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
A: She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).

Q: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
A: It's mole-itically incorrect 

Q: What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
A: The mole the merrier!

Q: What are mammoles?
A: Four-legged animoles!

Q: How would you describe a stinky chemist?
A: Mole-odorous

Q: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
A: Watermolens

Q: What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
A: Mole-tiple choice.

Q: Why is Avogadro so rich?
A: He's a multi-mole-ionare!

Q: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
A: One of his molars.

Q: What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
A: Marsh-mole-ows!

Q: What did one mole say to the other?
A: We make great chemistry together.

Q: Why was there only one Avogadro?
A: When they made him, they broke the Moled.

Q: What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
A: Moleonucleosis 

Q: What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A: A bunch of Moleasses 

Mole Day Pledge #1

I pledge allegiance to the mole, and to the science from which it comes, one SI unit, extremely divisible, with micromoles and millimoles for all.

~ R. Thomas Myers - Kent State University, Kent, OH

Mole Day Pledge #2

I pledge allegiance to the mole, to the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry, and to the atomic mass for which it stands, one number, most divisible, with atoms and molecules for all.

~ Sylvia Cooper - Morgantown High School, Morgantown, WV

Mole Day Definitions

Demoleition: destruction moles cause in your yard (or on your chemistry paper, if you forget Avogadro's number)

Dismole: being sad on Mole Day

Imoleble: anything that is completely unrelated to a mole

Mol: the symbol for mole (of course!)

Mole-mole: a mole double agent

Molearchy: government controlled by Moles -- Mole Day is celebrated more than once a year

Molebile: a mole decoration which hangs from the ceiling

Molect: the obsessive collection of Mole Day t-shirts, games, and other stuff

Molectomy: the study of mole anatomy

Molehill: a small mound of dirt in your backyard made by burrowing moles

Moleism: the reverence given to moles on Mole Day or on any day by a chemist

Molelaberate: working together on a Mole Day project

Moleodic: a word describing the sound of Mole Day songs

Moleskito: a tiny winged mole-like creature that drinks the blood of a person who forgets the date of Mole Day

Remolte control: a devise used to watch television shows about chemistry and moles

Remoletly: having to do with a mole, barely

Sophmole: anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry

Thermole: an adjective describing one mole of an explosive