Funny Mother's Day Quotes

Funny Mother's Day Quotes to Bring a Smile to Mama's Face

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A touch of humor goes a long way in making relationships work. And when that relationship is a mother-child one, laughter can be a great stress alleviator.

Think about it. A mother has to ensure her child's well-being, happiness and safety every single day. She never gets to take the load off of her shoulders. It's not that she doesn't like to laugh, it's just that she was so much to worry about. Why not give her the gift of humor this Mother's Day?

Does your mother like jokes and funny movies? If humor is her thing, give her the joy of laughter on Mother's Day. Use these funny Mother's Day quotes in cards and on presents. A touch of humor will make the occasion memorable. 

Rita Rudner

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

Mark Twain

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

Dan Quayle

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.

Phyllis Diller

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder, and violence every single day should be avoided entirely. But the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

Kin Hubbard

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

Louie Anderson

My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on into the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in that garage sale and point stuff out to you.

There's a good fork for a nickel. Yeah, that's beautiful. It's a little high. If it were three cents I'd snap it up.

Oscar Wilde

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

Paula Poundstone

My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat.

That's how she learned how to swim. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'

Tim Allen

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.

Dame Edna Everage

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.

Rita Rudner

Neurotics build castles in the air; psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

Pamela Anderson

I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.

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