5 Funny Movie Lines Everyone Loves to Read

Funny Movies Is Serious Business!

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Not all movies are meant to be funny. Some movies may be funny because of the actor's brilliant comedic timing. The movie Elf is a fabulously funny movie, because of Will Ferrell's acting.  Other movies are funny because of the plot (remember Napoleon Dynamite?) 

Funny movies are not easy to make. That's because not everyone has the same vein of humor. Some get tickled by Robin William's silly acting,  while others may find him annoying.

To be able to impress a larger audience, movie makers often need to be irreverent and bizarre.

If you love funny movies, you may have already watched some of the movies listed here. Here are my top 5 funny movie quotes. These 5 funny movie lines will make you laugh, even if you have watched these movies a hundred times. Enjoy these funniest movie lines. Share them with like-minded friends, if you enjoyed them.

1. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 
This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what? You got knocked up.

If you are a fan of Will Ferrell, this quote will definitely be high up on your favorite list. Will Ferrell, with his impeccable comic timing, takes the role of anchorman far too seriously. His egoistic quirks keep you in splits throughout the movie. In a bid to get Veronica Corningstone, the hot, new anchor-girl out of business, Ron Burgundy (Ferrell), in connivance with his male colleagues decide to prank her.

Ron pretends to be Corningstone's doctor and decides to startle her with the "pregnancy" trick. Ferrell's deadpan expression, and his stupid earnestness is a hilarious sight.

2. The Hangover
You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, ‘Wait a second, could it be?’ And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

According to most movie fans, The Hangover is the funniest movie of the decade. From the very first scene, the movie is hilarious as it can get. Each line, each scene is scripted to make you laugh your head off. This quote, made by Alan, played by Zach Galifianakis is one of the funniest scenes of the movie. To celebrate their friend Doug's wedding, the four friends decide to make a trip to Las Vegas. Alan becomes emotional as he pulls out a piece of paper in which he has written his toast. His friends look on uncomfortably, as Alan pours out his heart.

3. Airplane!
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

This movie is a laugh riot from the first scene. A classic parody, Airplane! is full of gags and spoofs that will keep you in splits. This quote is by Elaine Dickinson who is the stewardess on flight. Since the pilot is no longer in any position to pilot the airplane, Dickinson tries to handle the situation, while accidentally causing to raise a panic among the passengers by asking for anyone competent to fly a plane.

4. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Jim Carrey is in his elements in this movie Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. An over-zealous detective Ace Ventura is on the lookout for a missing dolphin. This cocky line is an example of the Jim Carrey brand of humor. The funny part is that he jumps into an empty tank, looking for something that is beyond everyone's understanding. If you like the goofy antics of Jim Carrey, this one will be on your favorite list. If you enjoy Jim Carrey movies, you will also enjoy reading these movie quotes from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

5. A Night at the Opera
I have here an accident policy that will absolutely protect you no matter what happens. If you lose a leg, we'll help you look for it.

Groucho Marx is known for his sarcastic humor. This quote amply demonstrates the Groucho Marx brand of wicked humor.

A Night at the Opera is a hilarious movie with stellar performances by the three Marx brothers, and Kitty Carlisle.