Funny Quotes About Love

A Tangy Twist of Love and Humor: Funny Quotes About Love

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Humor and love make a brilliant combination. That is why Hollywood movie factories produce so many romantic comedies. When in love, indulge in fun to keep your relationship alive and kicking. Enjoy the lighter side of love with these funny quotes about love.

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
    I have a love interest in every one of my films -- a gun.
  • Lily Tomlin
    If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
  • Frank Howard Clark
    A baby is born with a need to be loved -- and never outgrows it.
  • Bil Keane
    A hug is like a boomerang -- you get it back right away.
  • Ingrid Bergman
    A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
  • Albert Einstein
    Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
  • Helen Rowland
    To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
  • Henry Kissinger
    Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
  • Joan Crawford
    Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
  • Joan Rivers
    It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
  • La Rochefoucauld
    True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
  • Louis Jordan
    The only people who make love all the time are liars.
  • Michael Leunig
    Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
  • Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
    If I love you, what business is it of yours?
  • Bill Balance
    When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage.