15 Funny Quotes About Love

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Humor and love make a brilliant combination. That is why Hollywood movie factories produce so many romantic comedies. When in love, indulge in fun to keep your relationship alive and kicking. Enjoy the lighter side of love with these funny quotes about love.

Funny, Twisted Quotes About Love

Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I have a love interest in every one of my films — a gun."

Lily Tomlin

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"

Frank Howard Clark

"A baby is born with a need to be loved — and never outgrows it."

Bil Keane

"A hug is like a boomerang — you get it back right away."

Ingrid Bergman

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."

Albert Einstein

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."

Helen Rowland

"To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."

Henry Kissinger

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."

Joan Crawford

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell."

Joan Rivers

"It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up."

La Rochefoucauld

"True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one."

Louis Jordan

"The only people who make love all the time are liars."

Michael Leunig

"Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"If I love you, what business is it of yours?"

Bill Balance

"When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage."