20 Funny Vanity Plates That Are Very Clever... and Kind of Dirty!

Vanity license plate at Love Ride 20
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Vanity license plates are a popular way to make your car stand out from the crowd. However, just like all creative endeavors, personalized license plates can offer be a great opportunity for the funny people of the world to crack dirty jokes! The best part is that other drivers are pretty much forced to read, interpret, and react to your funny plates as you drive around town. Making people laugh while operating heavy machinery? What could possibly go wrong?

The drivers in this gallery all brought the funny with them to the Department of Motor Vehicles on the day they registered their rides. We're just amazed that these rather risque slogans made it past the DMV censors!

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0TURDS

Plumber car with 0Turds license plate.
 Via ebaumsworld

A plumber with a 0 Turds license plate? I'll allow it.

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TITTAYS

Titays license plate
 Via Thrillist

F yeah - TITTAYS.

You've got to love following this guy in traffic! Who doesn't enjoy seeing tittays? 

(Don't answer that.)

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WEINER

weinder license plate
Via Pinterest.

Maybe this isn't dirty after all; maybe he just really likes hot dogs. Did you ever think of that, ya' big perv?

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DEEEEEEZ Nuts

Deez Nuts license plates
 Via carponents.com

Ah yes, "Deez Nuts." In 2015, this was one of the best new memes of the year. Now it's kind of-sort-of a little sad. Still funny though!

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NCST MOM

ncst mom plate
Via huffpost.com

So... this was clearly an accident. We hope. Is she Pennsylvania's "nicest" mom, or should someone alert the authorities?

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NOFKSGVN

No fucks given license plates
Via Imgur 

Okay, this is just plain awesome. Be right back... Gotta check the DMV in out state and see if it's available.

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EWW POOP

ew poop license plate
 Via Pinterest

Well, we really can't argue with this sentiment. Still, was a vanity plate really necessary?!

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HOR5 SH1T

horse shit license plate
 Via Freaking News

You've got to love a Mustang owner who makes a horse poop joke on his license plate. Turns out, even the jokes are bigger in Texas.

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BIG COX

big cox license plates
 Via Wordpress/funnylicenseplates

A likely story, am I right, ladies?

In all likelihood, this guy's last name is probably Cox... so you know his friends and neighbors NEVER get tired of his "Big Cox" jokes.

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PB4UGO

funny license plate
 Via Imgur

This isn't raunchy; it's just good advice! Always pee before you go. I'm talking to you, kids.

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GIVEMEA HUMMER

Hummer license plate
 Via youbentmywookie.com

How about NO?

Here we thought that driving a bright yellow Hummer around was, in and of itself, the ultimate sign of douchebaggery, and then this happened. Live and learn.

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I <3 BDSM

BDSM plate
 Via Blogspot/Galleries Today

That's a bit personal for a vanity plate, but okay. Put down your copy of Fifty Shades of Grey and keep both hands on the steering wheel, where we can see 'em.

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VIAGRA

Viagra car
 Via ebaumsworld

Hey, at least he's honest! If you're going to get a fire engine red car to celebrate your mid-life crisis, the least you can do is maintain your sense of erectio-- er, adventure.

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UFARTD

U Farted plate
 Via Pinterest

I did? Are you sure? Sheesh, I didn't even notice. *sniffing shirt*

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IFARTED

I farted plate
 Via Imgur

Okay, okay, fine. I get it; I smell like farts. You guys don't have to rub it in. You're giving me a complex!

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JISLORD

Jislord license plate
 Via Someecards

Again, another accidental act of naughtiness (not to mention blasphemy)?  "J is lord" quickly becomes Jizz Lord. Yikes!

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V AGINAS

Vaginas license plate
 Via Imgur

"Give me a V... I'll do the rest."

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SS MY D

SS my D license plate.
Via Reddit 

No thank you, but thank you for asking. Can you believe this made it through the New Jersey DMV? According to Reddit, even the car's owner couldn't believe it.

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RU 18 YET

RU 18 license plates
Via www.thesun.co.uk. Via www.thesun.co.uk

He's clearly just inquiring about whether you're old enough to vote. He's civic-minded, that's all.

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Moose KNUKL

Moose knuckle plate
Via ar15.com.

This one is kind of obscure, but don't worry; I'll walk you through it. A "moose knuckle" is the male equivalent of "Camel Toe." The more you know, right? You're welcome.