20 Funny Vanity Plates That Are Very Clever... and Kind of Dirty!

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20 Hilarious and Risque License Plates

Turds license plate
Via ebaumsworld.

A plumber with a 0 Turds license plate? I'll allow it.

Vanity license plates are a popular way to make your car stand out from the crowd. However, just like all creative endeavors, personalized license plates can offer be a great opportunity for the funny people of the world to crack dirty jokes! The best part is that other drivers are pretty much forced to read, interpret, and react to your funny plates as you drive around town. Making people laugh while operating heavy machinery? What could possibly go wrong?

The drivers in this gallery all brought the funny with them to the Department of Motor Vehicles on the day they registered their rides.We're just amazed that these rather risque slogans made it past the DMV censors!

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Titays license plate
Via Thrillist.

F yeah - TITTAYS.

You've got to love following this guy in traffic! Who doesn't enjoy seeing tittays? 

(Don't answer that.)

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weinder license plate
Via Pinterest.

Maybe this isn't dirty after all; maybe he just really likes hot dogs. Did you ever think of that, ya' big perv?

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Deez Nuts license plates
Via carponents.com.

Ah yes, "deez nuts." In 2015, this was one of the best new memes of the year. Now it's kind of-sort of a little sad. Still funny though!

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ncst mom plate
Via huffpost.com.

So... this was clearly an accident. I hope. Is she Pennsylvania's "nicest" mom, or should someone alert the authorities?

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No fucks given license plates
Via Imgur.

Okay, this is just plain awesome. Be right back... I have to check the DMV in my state and see if this is available.

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ew poop license plate
Via Pinterest.

Well, we really can't argue with this sentiment. Still, was a vanity plate really necessary?!

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horse shit license plate
Via Freaking News.

You've got to love a Mustang owner who makes a horse poop joke on his license plate. Turns out, even the jokes are bigger in Texas.

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big cox license plates
Via Wordpress/funnylicenseplates.

A likely story, am I right, ladies?

In all likelihood, this guy's last name is probably Cox... so you know his friends and neighbors NEVER get tired of his "Big Cox" jokes.

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funny license plate
Via Imgur.

This isn't raunchy; it's just good advice! Always pee before you go. I'm talking to you, kids.

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Hummer license plate
Via youbentmywookie.com.

How about NO?

Here we thought that driving a bright yellow Hummer around was, in and of itself, the ultimate sign of douchebaggery, and then this happened. Live and learn.

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BDSM plate
Via Blogspot/Galleries Today.

That's a little bit personal for a vanity plate, but okay. Put down your copy of Fifty Shades of Grey and keep both hands on the steering wheel, where we can see 'em.

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Viagra car
Via ebaumsworld.

Hey, at least he's honest! If you're going to get a fire engine red car to celebrate your mid-life crisis, the least you can do is maintain your sense of erectio-- er, adventure.

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U Farted plate
Via Pinterest.

I did? Are you sure? Sheesh, I didn't even notice. *sniffing shirt*

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I farted plate
Via Imgur.

Okay, okay, fine. I get it; I smell like farts. You guys don't have to rub it in. You're giving me a complex!

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Jislord license plate
Via Someecards.

Again, another accidental act of naughtiness (not to mention blasphemy)?  "J is lord" quickly becomes Jizz Lord. Yikes - see you guys in hell!

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Vaginas license plate
Via http://i.imgur.com/bcElJs0.jpg.

"Give me a V... I'll do the rest."

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SS my D
Via Reddit.

No thank you, but thank you for asking. (Can you believe this made it through the New Jersey DMV? According to Reddit, even the car's owner couldn't believe it.)

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RU 18 license plates
Via www.thesun.co.uk.

He's clearly just inquiring about whether you're old enough to vote. He's civic-minded, that's all.

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Moose knuckle plate
Via ar15.com.

This one is kind of obscure, but don't worry; I'll walk you through it. A "moose knuckle" is the male equivalent of "Camel Toe." The more you know, right? You're welcome.

NEXT UP: If you think these are funny, you have to check out these 20 Funny But Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations. Wang-Holder, party of two!

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