"Borat" Quote

Each "Borat" Quote Can Wreak Havoc

Every Borat quote on this page is loaded with demeaning humor. This kind of humor may be unwelcome for some people. It's no wonder that Borat invited the wrath of many activists and social workers. Every Borat quote shouts for attention; there is no room for subtleties here.


  • You let women in cinemas here? In my country we have a pen outside for the animals and womens!

  • [To Veteran Feminists of America, on being questioned whether women should be educated] Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel.

  • I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbour iPod mini... because it is for girls!

  • I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained... 10 if not.

  • I say this because, I had a very bad Gypsy attack... they stole my wife, plow... and they touch my horse in a very bad way... he got very depressed.

  • In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.

  • Borat: Your dog is a loser... you are upset?
    Dog Show Contestant: No, no. I don't get upset. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
    Borat: You will put him in a sack in the river?