40 Hilarious Pics Of People Posing With Statues

Why pose with statues? Because they're there!

Remember these funny pictures next time you go on vacation! Those seemingly lifeless statues are pretty much just begging for you to mess with them, so make with the funny, people! My livelihood depends on it.

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Heads Up, Kid!

Via Reddit.

You've gotta watch those clowns. They'll get ya.

 

 

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Which Way To The Exit?

Via Imgur.

Fun fact: Statues have terrible senses of direction.

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High Five

Via London Media.

Up high!

Related: 15 People Who Are Terrible At Giving High Fives.

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You Missed a Spot

Via Reddit.

Nothing like a nice clean, close shave. 

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Chug! Chug! Chug!

Via Distractify.

Down the hatch! Just make sure you don't end up passing out early and getting drawn on by your so-called friends.

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Picking a Winner

Via Distractify.

We don't want any "bats in the cave," now do we?

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You don't say?

Via Imgur.

The sad part is that she kept up this "conversation" well after the picture had already been taken.

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She's MINE!

Via Bored Panda.

Nasty custody dispute. (They don't like to talk about it.)

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Yoink!

Via Imgur.

I'll just be taking this....

 

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"Tell me about your mother."

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This therapist doesn't say much, but he's a really great listener.

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That's One Tough Cupid

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Love hurts, and here is the proof.

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Reach for the... stars?

Via The Chive.

Oh my.  She's naughty.

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Bear Bait

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Experts say that you should just go limp and play dead during a bear attack. Nice work.

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Just Another Day At The Museum

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Perfectly synchronized, very cool.  Now do the "YMCA" dance!

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Copping A Feel

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He could at least buy the girl a drink before feeling her up.
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Double the Buddha Bellies

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Twinsies!

Also, is that John Belushi?  (I kid, I kid.)

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Ow, ow, ow!

Via BuzzFeed.

That's not what mom meant when she said she wanted to get hammered on vacation.

Related: 20 Parents Who Are Awful At Text Messaging.

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Double Date

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As if one boring blind date wasn't bad enough.

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I've Been Beaten On The Railroad... All The Livelong Day!

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Ouch!  That's gonna leave a mark.

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Face, Meet Boot.

Via Imgur.

Well, that's just not nice. Not nice at all.

Recommended: 20 Messy Kids Who Are In Sooo Much Trouble.

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Netflix and No Chill

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Via Bajiroo.

Get a room, you two.

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Arm Candy

Via Instagram/jpellery.

Dads: You literally can't take them anywhere.

See also: 5 Creative Dads Who Are Winning At Parenting, Thanks To Photoshop.

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"My Hero!"

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Way to save the day, big guy. I feel safer already.

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Junk Punch

Via the Chive.

I wonder what he did to deserve this.

Recommended: Oops! 20 Totally Inappropriate Ad Placement Fails.

 

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Tip Toe Through the Statues

Via Reddit.

Wheeee!

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"What 'cha Thinking About?"

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"Oh nothing, just statue stuff."

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Hair-Raising

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Via Bajiroo.

Statues do not mess around when it comes to discipline.

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Getting Fresh

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That sort of thing will get your face slapped, my good man.

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Beating Up Spiderman

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If his Spidey Sense wasn't tingling before, it is now.

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Roughing Up The Tourists

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The dangling feet are a nice touch.  This man is dedicated (and strong!).

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Head Up His... Moose

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Does anyone have a flashlight he can borrow?

Recommended: 15 Hilarious Signs Spotted At The Zoo.

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Chive On

Via The Chive

Screen time = Me time.

 

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The Karate Kid

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Ha-yah!

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"Get Off My Lawn!"

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I told you statues were badasses.

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Riding A Magnificent Beast

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"Onward, my noble stag!  Onward!"

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"Touch My Bum"

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Cheeky.

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Taking A Bat To The Face

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A marble bat to the face? That's enough to ruin your whole day.
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Playing With The Kids

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Ring around the rosie....

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She has been very naughty... on purpose.

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We're not sure what this lady did to earn a spanking, but something tells me she's secretly enjoying it.

See also: 5 Funniest Readings of Fifty Shades of Grey.

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"No, Ronald, no!"

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Few people know about the mean side to Ronald McDonald's character.

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