20 Hilariously Terrible Real Estate Photos

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20 Hilariously Terrible Real Estate Photos

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In 2013, Scotland resident Andy Donaldson was house hunting when he noticed a strange trend among the real estate listings he was perusing. Simply put, many of the listings he came across contained photographs so appalling that he could not help but see their comedic value. So he did what any normal, funny young guy would do; he started a Tumblr blog to feature the best of the worst real estate photos on the web.

Thanks to his great blog idea and witty captions, Donaldson's blog Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs quickly went viral and earned him a book deal. The book, Terrible Real Estate Photos: A Book Of The Most Baffling Property Photographs Ever Taken was released in April of 2015.

What Were They Thinking??!

It's hard to believe that any decent realtor would ever choose these crazy pictures to woo a potential buyer! Here's a sampling of some of the most truly abominable property photos ever listed. Seriously, would YOU live here?

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"What a quaint little country cottage... for me to poop on!" - The Dog. 

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You should have seen this place before they tidied up for the picture.

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Maybe this creepy guy won't come stare at you while you sleep in your new home, but we can't make any promises.

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There's something about this Rorschach test of a room that is making me feel a bit... claustrophobic.

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It's good to have options, but this is ridiculous. 

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Crappy taxidermy not included in sale price.

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Hold on, guys. I can't be certain, but I think this might be Photoshopped.

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I said he lived LIKE a pig, not with one. 

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This place has everything I like in a bathroom: Tons of space for activities! Plus, of course, sexy (and odor-absorbing), mildewed carpeting (!!) from the 1970s.

Carpeting in the bathroom. **SHUDDERS**

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This room just needs some throw rugs and colorful throw pillows to pull the look together. 

And maybe an air freshener (or ten).

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Oh yeah, that's not creepy at all. No sir. Perfectly not creepy in any way.

(Psst! RUN! Before the dolls see you!) 

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The garden could use a little TLC. 

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Rumor has it that this house is haunted, but we've never seen any evidence of a ghost. 

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Flood insurance? We don't need no stinkin' flood insurance!

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Don't let this homeowner's love of scary masks put you off. I'm sure there's no accompanying murder room anywhere on the property. 

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Do not adjust your eyeglasses. You've simply wandered into an alternate dimension. No big deal. 

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When they said the kitchen was "sunny," I don't think this is what they meant. 

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Break in? What break in? 

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"Fresh paint throughout!"

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