Homer Simpson Love Quotes

Homer Simpson at His Romantic Best

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Here are a few of the most romantic Homer Simpson quotes, because love and Homer Simpson go together like Itchy and Scratchy. Try out one of these romantic quotes from Homer the next time you really need to seduce your lover - hopefully they're as patient as Marge!

Homer Simpson On Putting Effort into Your Relationship

"Your mother seems really upset about something. I better go have a talk with her...

during the commercial."

"From now on I'll never leave the room without saying how much I love you and... this takes a long time. Maybe a pat on your butt will do... that's it."

Homer Simpson On Loyalty

"Stop that. I love my wife and family. All I'm going to use this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort."

"You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep, than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string."

Homer Simpson on What Makes Marriage Great

"For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange. First, you have the skin... then the sweet, sweet innards..."

"Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right."

Homer Simpson On Sex

"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes."

"Marge, there's just too much pressure. What with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second all those things go away, we'll have sex."

"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation."