<p>Homer Simpson and beer are inseparable. Homer&#39;s goofy attitude towards beer lends a whole new perspective to alcohol.</p><p><b>Stupidity</b><br/>Homer no function beer well without.<br/><br/><b>Insults</b><br/>You&#39;ve been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife&#39;s butt is higher than my wife&#39;s butt! You make me sick!<br/><br/><b>Opinions</b><br/>Beer... Now there&#39;s a temporary solution.<br/><br/><b>Opinions</b><br/>I like my beer cold... my TV loud... and my homosexuals flaming.<br/><br/><b>Opinions</b><br/>Ah, the college road trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?<br/><br/><b>Opinions</b><br/>You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.<br/><br/><b>Opinions</b><br/>I&#39;ve figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.<br/><br/><b>Opinions</b><br/>Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you&#39;d step over your own mother just to get one!<br/><br/><b><a href="http://quotations.about.com/od/relationships/a/Parenting-Quotes.htm" data-component="link" data-source="inlineLink" data-type="externalLink" data-ordinal="1" rel="nofollow">Parenting</a></b><br/>Aw, there&#39;s only one can of beer left and it&#39;s Bart&#39;s.<br/><br/><b>Parenting</b><br/>Now son, you don&#39;t want to drink beer. That&#39;s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.<br/><br/><b>Wise Cracks</b><br/>All right, brain. You don&#39;t like me and I don&#39;t like you, but let&#39;s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.</p>