Homer Simpson Quotes on Beer

Homer Simpson and beer are inseparable. Homer's goofy attitude towards beer lends a whole new perspective to alcohol.

Stupidity

Homer no function beer well without.

Insults

You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick!

Opinions

Beer... Now there's a temporary solution.

Opinions

I like my beer cold... my TV loud... and my homosexuals flaming.

Opinions

Ah, the college road trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?

Opinions

You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.

Opinions

I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.

Opinions

Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Parenting

Aw, there's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's.

Parenting

Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

Wise Cracks

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.