Humanities Literature Homer Simpson Quotes on Beer Drunk Quotes or Philosophical Quotes? Share Flipboard Email Print Gregg DeGuire / Contributor/ Wireimage/ Getty Images Literature Quotations Quotes from Movies & TV Funny Quotes Love Quotes Holidays & Special Days Best Sellers Classic Literature Contemporary Literature Plays & Drama Poetry Shakespeare Short Stories Children's & Young Adult Books View More by Simran Khurana Updated March 30, 2018 Homer Simpson and beer are inseparable. Homer's goofy attitude towards beer lends a whole new perspective to alcohol. Stupidity Homer no function beer well without. Insults You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick! Opinions Beer... Now there's a temporary solution. Opinions I like my beer cold... my TV loud... and my homosexuals flaming. Opinions Ah, the college road trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem? Opinions You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning. Opinions I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats. Opinions Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Parenting Aw, there's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's. Parenting Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. Wise Cracks All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. Continue Reading