Kellyanne Conway Jokes

The Best Late-Night Jokes About Presidential Adviser Kellyanne Conway

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A roundup of the funniest late-night jokes about Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway and her "alternative facts":

"We were supposed to get up to 2 feet of snow, but it turned to sleet early — just cold and brittle, right in your face. It reminded me of Kellyanne Conway." –Stephen Colbert

"White House Adviser Kellyanne Conway suggested that President Obama could have spied on Donald Trump through a microwave oven. Which is why today the Trump administration brought in six Hot Pockets for questioning." –Conan O'Brien

"I'm not sure if Kellyanne's microwvave is watching her, but it sounds like she spends a lot of time looking directly into it." –Jimmy Fallon

"Trump's adviser, Kellyanne Conway, gave a TV interview on Sunday and people noticed that she displays a photo of herself in her living room. This is true. Take a look at the photo just there. Wow, her microwave takes great pictures!" –James Corden

"It's true, it's true, microwaves that turn into cameras. How do you think we film this show?" –Stephen Colbert

"Okay, Inspector Gadget had all sorts of tools at his disposal, gadget skates, gadget 'copter. Kellyanne Conway has only one move: 'go, go alternative facts.'" –Stephen Colbert

“And when Inspector Gadget heard that, he said, ‘Even I think you’re crazy and my hat turns into a helicopter.'" –Seth Meyers

"President Obama, I miss you!" –Stephen Colbert, speaking into a microwave

"Who has a framed picture of themselves, on their own, in their living room? She should change her name from Kellyanne Conway to Kellyanne Kanye." –James Corden

"There are reports that Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway actually punched a guy while trying to break up a fight at Trump's inaugural ball. Though she says it wasn't a punch, it was an 'alternative high-five.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"A Fox News host claims he saw Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway get into a fistfight at one of the inaugural balls. However, today it was explained to him that 'that's just how Irish people dance.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Trump spokeswoman and future award-winning Meryl Streep role Kellyanne Conway weighed in on the reporter controversy by explaining we shouldn't get hung up on little things like what Donald Trump says and does." –Stephen Colbert

"Trump adviser and stepmom who is trying to replace your mother Kellyanne Conway explained yesterday that just because there’s no evidence that his phone was wiretapped, doesn’t mean Trump is wrong." –Stephen Colbert

"Donald Trump's campaign manager Kellyanne Conway said she cannot take a position in the Trump administration because she has four young children. She said, 'This would mean taking care of one more.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway told reporters today that Donald Trump is a huge Elton John fan. 'That can be cured,' said Mike Pence." –Seth Meyers

"Trump's campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, was being interviewed yesterday and said she's 'very confident' that Trump isn't breaking any laws during his transition. Then Americans were like, 'Uh .

. . we weren't even suspicious until you said that.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Donald Trump won the presidential election last night and then, out of habit, Kellyanne Conway said, 'No, he didn’t!'" –Seth Meyers

"In an interview, Newt Gingrich accused Megyn Kelly of being more interested in sex than public policy. Then Kelly explained that everyone is more interested in sex than public policy." –Conan O'Brien

"Analysts are speculating that communication between Donald Trump and his campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, has become practically nonexistent. They say if she spoke to Trump any less, they'd be married." –Conan O'Brien

"Donald Trump's campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, appeared on Trump's new Facebook Live show and said Trump 'unequivocally' will win the election. So, look out, CNN! There's a NEW often-wrong news channel in town!" –Seth Meyers

"Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway admitted this weekend that Donald Trump is trailing Hillary Clinton. Said Conway, 'No, literally, he's trailing her.'" –Seth Meyers

"Trump's campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, said this morning that Republicans should decide whether or not they support Donald Trump and 'stop pussyfooting around.' That's the worst choice of words since Abraham Lincoln said, 'I need slavery like I need a hole in the head.'" –Seth Meyers

"Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway said this morning that 'Last night's debate was a good night for democracy.' But I think what she really meant was, 'Good night, democracy.'" –Seth Meyers