McChicken Sandwich, Hold the Mayo!

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Dear Urban Legends:

I have heard a story doing the rounds and want to know if you think it's based on any fact at all. I must admit it does smell of "urban legend."

It concerns a girl who orders a McChicken Sandwich from McDonald's with no mayonnaise. She then proceeds to leave the restaurant before eating the sandwich, only to discover there is mayonnaise on it. Not too fazed, she finishes it and thinks no more of it.

The next day she is ill with stomach cramps. It gets so bad she is taken to the hospital, where her stomach is duly pumped. The contents of her stomach are then sent to the lab for analysis.

She is later informed that she ingested a cyst belonging to a chicken. She then realizes that is was the chicken's cyst which had burst as she bit into her McChicken Sandwich which gave the look of mayonnaise.

True or false?

Dear Reader:

Aw, you already know what I'm going to say. It's false.

If you can bring yourself to look really closely at the chicken patty in a McDonald's McChicken Sandwich — really get in there and examine it carefully — the first thing you'll notice is that the meat has a very "processed" look. That's because during production it has been ground up and re-formed into patties. Given that alone, it's highly doubtful that a cyst, tumor or anything of the kind, if it was in the meat in the first place, would survive processing intact.

You also have to wonder how plausible it can be that during lab analysis of the contents of the victim's stomach that we are told took place, technicians would have been able to identify a cyst which had already burst when chewed, not to mention been partially digested.

Practical matters aside, this has gotten to be a pretty familiar tall tale by now.

People have been telling it for years. Often the revolting foreign object in the chicken sandwich is said to be an "abscess" (connoting infection) rather than a cyst, but the outcome is the same.

Here's a variant takes the middle road, calling the mass a "pus-filled tumor."

A woman went into the McDonald's restaurant in Ayer, Massachusetts one day for lunch and ordered a fried chicken sandwich. Not caring much for mayonnaise, she requested that it be left off the sandwich, along with tomatoes.

After the order was ready and paid for, the woman sat down and unwrapped her sandwich. She took a huge bite, and... wham! There was a huge glob of mayonnaise in her mouth. Annoyed, she brought it up to the cashier who had served her and demanded a new sandwich, citing that she had specifically asked for no tomatoes and no mayo.

Confused, the cashier asked the workers in the back to please fix a sandwich without the dreaded mayonnaise, to which they insisted they had not put any on the first one, and prepared a replacement immediately.

As she was about to take her new mayo-less McChicken Deluxe back to her table, the woman was suddenly overcome with nausea and vomited in several colors, followed by blood, onto the floor. The workers out back then opened the discarded sandwich and found that they indeed had not included mayonnaise, but a chicken patty with a pus-filled tumor.

Barbara Mikkelson, who tracked this legend for (don't miss her commentary, "Mayo Cynic"), makes the interesting observation that the protagonists of this and similar nausea-inducing tales are always female. The same gender preference shows up in the cockroach-egg taco incidents reported across the U.S. in 1998.

Why always women? Most likely because the time-honored cliche of the lone female embodying "innocent victimhood" is still deeply embedded in American culture. And because, well, you know how squeamish women are.

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Emery, David. "McChicken Sandwich, Hold the Mayo!" ThoughtCo, May. 30, 2016, Emery, David. (2016, May 30). McChicken Sandwich, Hold the Mayo! Retrieved from Emery, David. "McChicken Sandwich, Hold the Mayo!" ThoughtCo. (accessed November 24, 2017).