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Best Late-Night Jokes About Donald Trump's Wife Melania

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"Donald Trump's campaign manager Paul Manafort said today that Melania's speech was similar to Michelle Obama's because they must feel the same way about their families. Then Melania said, 'Yes, especially my daughters, Sasha and Malia.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Melania Trump is being accused of plagiarism because paragraphs of her speech last night closely mirror Michelle Obama's speech at the 2008 Democratic convention.

Said Melania, 'That's ridiculous. I worked on that speech for four score and seven years.'" –Seth Meyers

"Donald Trump's former campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, said today that whoever wrote Melania Trump's speech should be fired. 'Fine, I'll pack up my desk,' said Michelle." –Seth Meyers

"The big story last night was Melania Trump's speech, and a lot of experts are saying that she borrowed a large chunk of it from a speech that Michelle Obama gave at the Democratic convention in 2008. Trump came to his wife's defense, and said that he's always been on her side from his days as a community organizer in Chicago, all the way back to being the first black male senator from Illinois." –James Corden

"Donald Trump is polling so badly with women that at a rally last night, he had his wife, Melania, introduce him. Because if there's one thing that's guaranteed to get American women on your side, it's a foreign model who's married to a billionaire and never has to work." –Conan O'Brien

"Yesterday, an anti-Trump super PAC tweeted a nude photo of Melania Trump, asking if this should be the first lady.

The response was an overwhelming 'Hell no, she should be president!'" –Conan O'Brien

"After facing attack ads focused on his past derogatory comments toward women, Donald Trump said yesterday, 'Nobody respects women more than I do.' And then Melania rolled her eyes so hard, she saw brain." –Seth Meyers

"In a new interview, Donald Trump's wife, Melania, said that she speaks English, Italian, French, and German. Which is good 'cause if she ever becomes first lady she'll need to apologize for her husband in at least those four languages." –Jimmy Fallon

"Donald Trump is furious over an ad featuring a nude photo of Melania. Trump's mostly furious because it's the first time he's seen Melania naked in years." Jimmy Fallon

"Happy birthday to Melania Trump, who turned 46 today. She spent her birthday like she always does — telling Donald that she's 23." –Jimmy Fallon

"There's a website called VoteTrumpGetDumped.com that's asking women not to sleep with Trump supporters. Or as Melania put it, 'What is name of this site again?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Although she herself is an immigrant, Donald Trump's wife Melania says she is fine with her husband's tough anti-immigration stance. When asked why, Mrs. Trump said she had about 4.5 billion reasons." –Conan O'Brien

"While Donald Trump was speaking at a rally in Atlanta, the lights suddenly went out and Trump said he actually liked it more in the dark. Then Melania Trump said, 'Join the club.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"A photo has emerged from the 1960s of Bernie Sanders getting arrested during a civil rights protest.

Meanwhile, another photo emerged from the '60s that shows Donald Trump's wife, Melania, not being born yet." –Conan O'Brien

"Donald Trump said at a recent campaign rally that he has 'never met a human being who's lied' as much as Ted Cruz. Then Melania said, 'You tell 'em, handsome!'" –Seth Meyers

"Donald Trump's wife, Melania, gave an interview and said she remembers her first date with Donald like it was two months ago. Then it got awkward when she was like, 'But the marks on my wall clearly show that it's been 17 years, two months, and six days.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"According to several online polls, Donald Trump was the winner of last night’s presidential debate. When reached for comment Trump said, 'Melania, keep clicking!'" –Seth Meyers

"Donald Trump's wife, Melania, said she was initially attracted to Donald because of his energy.

By the way, 'energy' is the Slovenian word for 'money.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Donald Trump's wife Melania just gave an interview where she said their 9-year-old son Barron wants to grow up to be a golfer, a businessman, and a pilot. When Melania told him that's very unlikely to happen, he replied, 'Dad's in first place for president, anything can happen.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Donald Trump is reportedly planning new campaign events that will feature his wife, Melania. It's a good chance for Trump to connect with female voters, and a GREAT chance for Melania to escape." –Seth Meyers

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"Donald Trump got a nice delivery on Sunday: a new grandson. His daughter Ivanka gave birth to a baby boy. She named him Theodore, which is interesting. Theodore is usually shortened to Ted, like Ted Cruz. That's one way to get back at your father. “Dad, we'd like you to meet Theodore, Rosie, Megyn Kelly, Mexicans, Muslims, Jeb Bush." –Jimmy Kimmel

"As of a couple of hours ago, Donald Trump hasn't tweeted about his new grandson. He's waiting to see the birth certificate. He's nothing if not fair." –Jimmy Kimmel
 

Donald Trump became a grandfather for the eighth time, ladies and gentlemen. When Trump actually met the baby, he was like, “Wow, look at the size of those hands!" –James Corden

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