Humanities › Literature New Baby Quotes Share Flipboard Email Print copyright by Elena Litsova Photography/ Moment/ Getty Images Literature Quotations Funny Quotes Love Quotes Great Lines from Movies and Television Quotations For Holidays Best Sellers Classic Literature Plays & Drama Poetry Shakespeare Short Stories Children's Books By Simran Khurana Education Expert M.B.A, Human Resource Development and Management, Narsee Monjee Institution of Management Studies B.S., University of Mumbai, Commerce, Accounting, and Finance Simran Khurana is the Editor-in-Chief for ReachIvy, and a teacher and freelance writer and editor, who uses quotations in her pedagogy. our editorial process Simran Khurana Updated July 23, 2019 For a first-time mother, the experience of having a baby is indescribable. The new feeling of life taking from inside her, the physical and emotional changes, and the anticipation of bringing forth a new life is wonderful. A new baby brings untold joys to the life of a mother. These new baby quotes beautifully express the joys of motherhood. This collection of new baby quotes has famous people articulating their feelings on the arrival of a new baby. Whether or not you have a baby, you will find immense pleasure in reading these new baby quotes. New Baby Quotes Nancy ThayerWho is getting more pleasure from the rocking, baby or me?David LettermanCongratulations are in order for Woody Allen. He and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.AnonymousAdoption is when a child grew in its mommy's heart instead of her tummy.Shannon Boff[After having twice been a surrogate mother] I think I'm going into retirement. Any more babies coming from me are going to be keepers.AnonymousThe joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction.Irena ChalmersThere are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers, and the cat can't get it.Jimmy Piersall[on how to diaper a baby] Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.Marion JonesI loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here.Dave BarryThe old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.Kate HudsonI got so much advice; I just started tuning it out. If one more person told me what I had to do when the baby comes, I was going to shoot 'em.Sam BrownbackUnborn children can experience pain even more so than adults as the baby has more pain receptors per square inch than at any other time in its life.Eileen Elias FreemanWhen babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they're seeing angels.Terri GuillemetsIt was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.Lucinda FranksChristmas in Bethlehem. The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men falling to their knees in adoration of the sweet baby, the incarnation of perfect love.