<p>A man <a href="https://www.thoughtco.com/quotes-about-first-love-2832634" data-component="link" data-source="inlineLink" data-type="internalLink" data-ordinal="1">in love</a> is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.</p>There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.Love doesn&#39;t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, &#34;What... does a woman want?&#34;<a href="https://www.thoughtco.com/marriage-wishes-and-quotes-2832678" data-component="link" data-source="inlineLink" data-type="internalLink" data-ordinal="1">Marriage</a> is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever.Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you&#39;re getting this down.An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.Any husband who says, &#34;My wife and I are completely equal partners,&#34; is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.A guy knows he&#39;s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.You can&#39;t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.You can&#39;t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.