Funny Love Quotes Keeps the Flame of Passion Alive

Laugh and Your Sweetheart Laughs With You

Love cannot survive without a sense of humor. Even if you are the hottest guy in town, lack of humor is a serious buzzkill. Laughter is the spark that keeps relationships alive. You have to give your sweetheart something to laugh about. Bond with your loved one over a witty line, a funny movie quote or a really funny love quote. Laughter can create lasting memories. Walk down memory lane, recollecting the funniest days of your life, or the fun you had together.

Here are some really funny love quotes from famous authors that will leave you smiling.

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Zsa Zsa Gabor

Smiling couple embracing in doorway of kitchen
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A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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Melanie Griffith

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

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Helen Gurley Brown

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

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Anonymous

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

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Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

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Albert Einstein

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

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Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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Freud

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"
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Samuel Johnson

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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Mandy Hampton

If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever.
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Judith Viorst

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
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Woody Allen

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
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Agatha Christie

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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Remy de Gourmont

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.
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Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Albert Einstein

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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Bill Cosby

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

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Tim Allen

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

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Melanie Clark

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

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Henny Youngman

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

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Judith Viorst

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.

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Mignon McLaughlin

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.