Profile Quotes

Make Yourself Heard Loud and Clear With These Profile Quotes

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When you read quotes in someone's profile on a social networking website, you instantly form an opinion about that person. So profile quotes are a personal branding tool. Here is a collection of quotations that would classify as good profile quotes. Like to be seen as "funny?" Select funny profile quotes from this list. Or care to look serious? There are profile quotes for you too. Take your pick. Make your profile.

Dick Cavett

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.​

Roseanne Barr

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive.​

Baltasar Gracian

Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.​

Spike Milligan

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.​

Charles Caleb Colton

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.​

Henry David Thoreau

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?​

Virginia Woolf

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.​

William Shakespeare

Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.​

Benjamin Spock

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.

Henry Fielding

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.​

Quentin Crisp

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.​

William Rotsler

How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend.