Quotes From Anchorman

If You Need a Laugh, You Need to Read Quotes From Anchorman

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The movie Anchorman is a complete laugh riot. It traces the life of Ron Burgundy (played by Will Ferrel), the top anchorman in San Diego. His position as the top dog will be threatened with the arrival of Veronica Corningstone, an aspiring "anchorman." This farcical, over-the-top comedy is guaranteed to make you laugh. Read these quotes from Anchorman if you are looking for a much-needed laugh.

Ron Burgundy
"Guess what, I do.

I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!"

Ron Burgundy [to Veronica Corningstone]
"I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head."

Ron Burgundy [driving in car, speaking to Baxter]
"Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman. Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling."
[throws burrito out the window]

Ron Burgundy
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

Bartender [to Ron Burgundy]
"You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it."

Veronica Corningstone
"I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir!"

News Station Employee [after smelling the Sex Panther cologne]
"It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!"

Champ Kind
"I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!"