Quotes From "Super Troopers"

Ridiculous Funny Quotes From "Super Troopers"

Super Troopers
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There are quite a few quotes from Super Troopers which can make anyone laugh. The story is about a group of highway patrolmen who lead an easy life. Their lazy life is threatened when their station is about to close down. It is a story of the rivalry between the local police force and the troopers. Here are a few memorable quotes from Super Troopers.

Captain O'Hagan

  • I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenaningans!
  • These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.
  • I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
  • There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions.
Foster
  • Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot.
Farva
  • Looks who's talking 'Denim Dan'! You look like the President and CEO of Levi-Strauss!
Rabbit
  • It's really funny, Cap! It's Afghanistanimation.
College Boy
  • He's already pulled over, he can't pull over anymore!
Ramathorne
High kid
Ramathorne
High kid
Ramathorne
Thorny
Foster
Thorny
Foster
Thorny

: That's brown magic.