Quotes From "Super Troopers"

Ridiculous Funny Quotes From "Super Troopers"

Super Troopers
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There are quite a few quotes from Super Troopers which can make anyone laugh. The story is about a group of highway patrolmen who lead an easy life. Their lazy life is threatened when their station is about to close down. It is a story of the rivalry between the local police force and the troopers. Here are a few memorable quotes from Super Troopers.

Captain O'Hagan

  • I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenaningans!

  • These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

  • I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

  • There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions.
Foster
  • Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot.
Farva
  • Looks who's talking 'Denim Dan'! You look like the President and CEO of Levi-Strauss!
Rabbit
[referring to the Johnny Chimpo cartoon]
  • It's really funny, Cap! It's Afghanistanimation.
College Boy
  • He's already pulled over, he can't pull over anymore!
Ramathorne: Do you know how fast you were going?
High kid: 65?
Ramathorne: 63.
High kid: But isn't the speed limit 65?
Ramathorne: Yes it is. But do you know why we're pulling you over? (Holds the bag of weed up) Littering...

Thorny: Where are your shoes?
Foster: What are you, the shoe police?
Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar.
Foster: Black magic only works on the rookie.

Thorny: That's brown magic.