Quotes From Zoolander

Quotes From Zoolander: The Derek Zoolander Story

Ben Stiller In 'Zoolander'
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Derek Zoolander or 'Blue Steel,' male model of the year, is threatened by Hansel’s entry into the fashion world. Derek has some of the funniest lines in the movie. Life for him is all about looking good. Ben Stiller justifies the role of Zoolander and keeps you in splits with his perfect comic timing. On this page, you can read some funny quotes from Zoolander, the main character of the movie. Regardless of whether you have watched the movie, you will enjoy these quotes from Zoolander.

Derek Zoolander

  • Hi. I'm Derek Zoolander, president and model and founder and dean and CEO of the Derek Zoolander University of Modelling for Men.

  • I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

  • Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

  • At the Derek Zoolander Centre For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.

  • I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."

  • I'm just a regular guy, I mean; I wake up in the morning, I put on my shoes, I walk my dog.

  • You know, I love modelling. I like to do this forever. When I'm 30, I hoped I'm still modelling.

  • Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think.