30 Ridiculously Awesome Horror Movie Titles

Some horror movie titles are ridiculous (The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies), and others are awesome (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), but a select few are ridiculously awesome. Full of attitude, bad puns, icky imagery, and sheer lunacy, a "good-bad" horror title is a work of art and is often better than the actual movie.

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Bikini Bloodbath Carwash

Bikini Bloodbath Carwash

Brightly Entertainment

Year: 2008
Plot: Taking Bikini Bloodbath to the next level—a carwash—this slasher sequel pits sudsy college coeds against the zombie chef killed in the first film. Oops, belated spoiler alert.

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Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

Geneni Film Distributors

Year: 1972
Plot: Dirty hippie thespians sail to a deserted island and perform a seance that raises the dead in a nearby graveyard. They won't be missed.

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Chopping Mall

Chopping Mall
© Concorde Pictures

Year: 1986
Plot: Back when malls were cool, a group of teens sneak into one to party after hours, unaware that the new high-tech security robots roaming the building have malfunctioned and are now programmed to kill.

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C.H.U.D.: Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers

C.H.U.D.
© New World

Year: 1984
Plot: Toxic waste transforms homeless people into sewer-dwelling cannibalistic humanoid under—well, you know the rest.

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Evil Bong

Evil Bong

Full Moon Entertainment

Year: 2006
Plot: A group of lovable losers buys a bong that comes with an unexpected feature: a voodoo curse that transports those who use it to the "Bong World," where undead strippers give lethal lap dances.

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Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell!

Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell!

Troma Entertainment

Year: 1990
Plot: A woman searching the Southwestern desert for her missing sister encounters a satanic cult that wants to make her Satan's baby mama.

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The Gingerdead Man

Gingerdead Man

Full Moon Entertainment

Year: 2005
Plot: An executed killer's witch mother mixes his ashes into a gingerbread mix, turning him into an evil, animated gingerbread man hell-bent on getting revenge on the woman whose testimony sent him to the electric chair.

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Gore-met Zombie Chef from Hell

Gore-met Zombie Chef from Hell

Camp Video

Year: 1986
Plot: The tale of a maniac chef who kills people, then cooks and serves them to customers at his seafood restaurant.

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Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

Camp Motion Pictures

Year: 1988
Plot: A private detective hunting for a runaway crosses paths with an Egyptian cult of chainsaw-wielding prostitutes in this sleazy exploitation fare.

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I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle

Redemption

Year: 1990
Plot: When a Satanist is killed by a motorcycle gang in the midst of summoning an evil spirit, the entity inhabits a nearby motorbike that sets out to gain violent revenge on the gang.

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I Dismember Mama

I Dismember Mama

Televista

Year: 2009

Plot: A lunatic who was institutionalized for trying to kill his mother escapes the asylum and returns home to finish the job.

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It's My Party and I'll Die If I Want To

It's My Party and I'll Die If I Want To

Scotchworthy Productions

Year: 2009

Plot: Sara's friends decide to throw her a surprise 18th birthday party in an abandoned mansion that's rumored to be haunted, and guess what? It is! Thanks, guys.

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Killdozer

Killdozer

Universal

Year: 1974
Plot: Construction workers accidentally unleash an evil entity that possesses their bulldozer and goes around killdozing everyone.

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Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Killer Klowns from Outer Space alien movie

Trans World Entertainment

Year: 1988
Plot: Clown-like aliens attack residents of a small town with weaponry like balloon animals and shadow puppets, trapping them in cotton candy cocoons for later consumption.

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Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

The Asylum

Year: 2009
Plot: Frozen for centuries, two giant prehistoric animals—a shark and an octopus—are unintentionally freed from a glacier by an underwater military experiment. They proceed to tear stuff up real good.

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Monsturd

Monsturd

4231 Films

Year: 2003
Plot: A maniacal criminal is exposed to toxic waste in a sewage tunnel, transforming him into a fecal beast determined to get stinky revenge.

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Please Don't Eat My Mother

Please Don't Eat My Mother

Box Office International

Year: 1973
Plot: A soft porn remake of Little Shop of Horrors about a pervy guy who feeds people to his carnivorous talking plant.

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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

Troma Entertainment

Year: 2008
Plot: A fast-food chicken restaurant built on a Native American burial ground incurs a curse that infects the food, turning the customers into undead chicken monsters.

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Scrotal Vengeance

Scrotal Vengeance

Low Budget

Year: 2001
Plot: An evil vampire plots to steal the girlfriend of a not-so-evil vampire.
Note: Writer/director Chris Seaver could probably fill half of this list, having made a career of ridiculously awesome titles, including Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!, Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death, Filthy McNasty, Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil and Terror at Blood Fart Lake.

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S.I.C.K.: Serial Insane Clown Killer

S.I.C.K.: Serial Insane Clown Killer

Lions Gate

Year: 2004

Plot: Five friends staying at a remote cabin in the Texas woods begin to disappear one-by-one, replaced by bloodied body parts and voodoo effigies.

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Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

Unearthed Films

Year: 2009

Plot: A teenage bulimic runaway sells her soul to Satan to get revenge on those who abused her. What could go wrong?

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Snakes on a Plane

Snakes on a Plane

New Line Cinema

Year: 2006

Plot:  A key witness has to fly from Hawaii to Los Angeles in order to testify in an organized crime case. To stop him from coming, hundreds of venomous snakes are unleashed on board, causing chaos and death.

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Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things

Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things

Vinegar Syndrome

Year: 1970
Plot: Bosom Buddies meets Psycho when a pair of criminals on the lam decide that one of them should dress as a woman and pose as the other's "Aunt Martha." However, the dress goes to his head, and Martha begins to disapprove of her so-called nephew's choice in women, sending "her" into a murderous rage.

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Splatter Disco

Splatter Disco

Pop Cinema

Year: 2018

Plot: A musical about a killer who stalks the patrons of a fetish sex club.

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Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator

Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator

Troma Entertainment

Year: 1997

Plot: A deranged couple spends their time staging sadistic fantasies involving kidnapping, sex, and murder.

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Surf Nazis Must Die

Surf Nazis Must Die

Troma Entertainment

Year: 1987

Plot: In a post-apocalyptic future, a grandmother seeks bloody revenge on neo-Nazi surfers who killed her grandson.

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ThanksKilling

ThanksKilling

Gravitas Ventures

Year: 2009

Plot: Five college kids heading home for Thanksgiving break run "afoul" of a killer turkey possessed by an ancient Indian curse.

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Three on a Meathook

Three on a Meathook
© Regal Video

Year: 1972
Plot: A seemingly harmless farm boy has a nasty habit of killing women who cross his path.

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Twinsanity

Twinsanity

Prism

Year: 1970
Plot: A pair of childlike twins get revenge on a man who blackmails one of them into giving him money. Apparently, he didn't realize that they're . . . twinsane!

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Weasels Rip My Flesh

Weasels Rip My Flesh

Image Entertainment

Year: 2012

Plot: A mad scientist captures a giant weasel that's been mutated by a radioactive spill, hoping to breed an army of huge weasels to take over the world.