30 Ridiculously Awesome Horror Movie Titles

The Best Worst Horror Movie Titles

Some horror movie titles are ridiculous (The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies), and others are awesome (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), but a select few are ridiculously awesome. Full of attitude, bad puns, icky imagery and sheer lunacy, a "good bad" horror title is a work of art and is often better than the movie itself.

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Bikini Bloodbath Carwash

Bikini Bloodbath Carwash
© Eclectic

Year: 2008
Lamer Alternate Title: Bikini Bloodbath 2
Plot: Taking Bikini Bloodbath to the next level -- a carwash -- this slasher sequel pits sudsy college coeds against the zombie chef killed in the first film. Oops, belated spoiler alert.

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Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
© Geneni Film Distributors

Year: 1972
Lamer Alternate Title: Revenge of the Living Dead
Plot: Dirty hippie thespians sail to a deserted island and perform a seance that raises the dead in a nearby graveyard. They won't be missed.

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Chopping Mall

Chopping Mall
© Concorde Pictures

Year: 1986
Lamer Alternate Title: Killbots
Plot: Back when malls were cool, a group of teens sneak into one to party after hours, unaware that the new high-tech security robots roaming the building have malfunctioned and are now programmed to kill.

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C.H.U.D.: Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers

C.H.U.D.
© New World

Year: 1984
Lamer Alternate Title: Panic in Manhattan
Plot: Toxic waste transforms homeless people into sewer-dwelling cannibalistic humanoid under -- well, you know the rest.

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Evil Bong

Evil Bong
© Full Moon

Year: 2006
Lamer Alternate Title: Reefers Can Still Be Deadly
Plot: A group of lovable losers buys a bong that comes with an unexpected feature: a voodoo curse that transports those who use it to the "Bong World," where undead strippers give lethal lap dances.

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Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell!

Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell!
© Troma

Year: 1990
Lamer Alternate Title: Mark of the Beast
Plot: A woman searching the Southwestern desert for her missing sister encounters a satanic cult that wants to make her Satan's baby mama.

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The Gingerdead Man

Gingerdead Man
© Full Moon

Year: 2005
Lamer Alternate Title: N/A
Plot: An executed killer's witch mother mixes his ashes into a gingerbread mix, turning him into an evil, animated gingerbread man hell-bent on getting revenge on the woman whose testimony sent him to the electric chair.

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Gore-met Zombie Chef from Hell

Gore-met Zombie Chef from Hell
© Camp Video

Year: 1986
Lamer Alternate Title: N/A
Plot: -ish tale of a maniac chef who kills people, then cooks and serves them to customers at his seafood restaurant.

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Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
© Camp Motion Pictures

Year: 1988
Lamer Alternate Title: Hollywood Hookers
Plot: A private detective hunting for a runaway crosses paths with an Egyptian cult of chainsaw-wielding prostitutes in this sleazy exploitation fare.

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I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
© Redemption

Year: 1990
Lamer Alternate Title: Iron Thunder
Plot: When a satanist is killed by a motorcycle gang in the midst of summoning an evil spirit, the entity inhabits a nearby motorbike that sets out to gain violent revenge on the gang.

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I Dismember Mama

I Dismember Mama
© Televista
Year:
Lamer Alternate Title:
Poor Albert and Little Annie
Plot:

A lunatic who was institutionalized for trying to kill his mother escapes the asylum and returns home to finish the job.

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It's My Party and I'll Die If I Want To

It's My Party and I'll Die If I Want To
© Brain Damage
Year:
Lamer Alternate Title:
Plot:

Sara's friends decide to throw her a surprise 18th birthday party in an abandoned mansion that's rumored to be haunted, and guess what? It is! Thanks, guys.

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Killdozer

Killdozer
© Universal

Year: 1974
Lamer Alternate Title: N/A
Plot: Construction workers accidentally unleash an evil entity that possesses their bulldozer and goes around killdozing everyone.

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Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Killer Klowns from Outer Space alien movie
© Trans World Entertainment

Year: 1988
Lamer Alternate Title: Space Invaders
Plot: Clown-like aliens attack residents of a small town with weaponry like balloon animals and shadow puppets, trapping them in cotton candy cocoons for later consumption.

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Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
© The Asylum

Year: 2009
Lamer Alternate Title: Mega Shark vs. Octopus
Plot: Frozen for centuries, two giant prehistoric animals -- a shark and an octopus -- are unintentionally freed from a glacier by an underwater military experiment. They proceed to tear stuff up real good.

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Monsturd

Monsturd
© Elite

Year: 2003
Lamer Alternate Title: Number 2 Part 1
Plot: A maniacal criminal is exposed to toxic waste in a sewage tunnel, transforming him into a fecal beast determined to getting stinky revenge.

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Please Don't Eat My Mother

Please Don't Eat My Mother
© Box Office International

Year: 1973
Lamer Alternate Title: Sexpot Swingers
Plot: A soft porn remake of Little Shop of Horrors about a pervy guy who feeds people to his carnivorous talking plant.

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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
© Troma

Year: 2008
Lamer Alternate Title: Poultrygeist
Plot: A fast food chicken restaurant built on an Native American burial ground incurs a curse that infects the food, turning the customers into undead chicken monsters.

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Scrotal Vengeance

Scrotal Vengeance
© Low Budget

Year: 2001
Lamer Alternate Title: N/A
Plot: An evil vampire plots to steal the girlfriend of a not-so-evil vampire. Note: Writer/director Chris Seaver could probably fill half of this list, having made a career of ridiculously awesome titles, including: Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!, Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death, Filthy McNasty, Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil and Terror at Blood Fart Lake.

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S.I.C.K.: Serial Insane Clown Killer

S.I.C.K.: Serial Insane Clown Killer
© Artisan
Year:
Lamer Alternate Title:
Grim Weekend
Plot:
Serial Insane Killer Clown

would be less confusing. Stupid acronyms always mucking things up.

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Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls
© Unearthed
Year:
Lamer Alternate Title:
Plot:

A teenage bulimic runaway sells her soul to Satan to get revenge on those who abused her. What could go wrong?

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Snakes on a Plane

Snakes on a Plane
© New Line
Year:
Lamer Alternate Title:
Pacific Air Flight 121
Plot:

in order to kill a witness in his murder trial.

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Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things

Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things
© Vinegar Syndrome

Year: 1971
Lamer Alternate Title: N/A
Plot: Bosom Buddies meets Psycho when a pair of criminals on the lam decide that one of them should dress as a woman and pose as the other's "Aunt Martha." However, the dress goes to his head, and Martha begins to disapprove of her so-called nephew's choice in women, sending "her" into a murderous rage.

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Splatter Disco

Splatter Disco
© Ryko Distribution
Year:
Lamer Alternate Title:
Plot:

A killer stalks the patrons of a fetish sex club. With musical numbers.

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Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator

Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator
© Media Home Entertainment
Year:
Lamer Alternate Title:
In Deadly Heat
Plot:

A deranged couple spends their time staging sadistic fantasies involving kidnapping, sex and murder.

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Surf Nazis Must Die

Surf Nazis Must Die
© Troma
Year:
Lamer Alternate Title:
Plot:

In a post-apocalyptic future, a grandmother seeks bloody revenge on neo-Nazi surfers who killed her grandson.

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ThanksKilling

ThanksKilling
© Gravitas Ventures
Year:
Lamer Alternate Title:
Plot:

Five college kids heading home for Thanksgiving break run "afoul" of a killer turkey possessed by an ancient Indian curse.

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Three on a Meathook

Three on a Meathook
© Regal Video
Year:
Lamer Alternate Title:
The Human Slaughterhouse
Plot:

A seemingly harmless farm boy has a nasty habit of killing women who cross his path.

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Twinsanity

Twinsanity
© Prism

Year: 1970
Lamer Alternate Title: Goodbye Gemini
Plot: A pair of childlike twins get revenge on a man who blackmails one of them into giving him money. Apparently he didn't realize that they're...twinsane!

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Weasels Rip My Flesh

Weasels Rip My Flesh
© Image
Year:
Lamer Alternate Title:
Plot:

A mad scientist captures a giant weasel that's been mutated by a radioactive spill, hoping to breed an army of huge weasels to take over the world.