28 Hilarious Ryan Reynolds Twitter Jokes

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Ryan Reynolds is a funny guy. His unique sense of humor has been on display for over a decade, from his portrayal of a snarky college student in "National Lampoon's Van Wilder" to the title role in "Deadpool." Yet Ryan's Twitter feed is where his humor truly flourishes. These examples of Ryan Reynolds' funniest Twitter jokes make us like him even more.

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Treasured Family Memories

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"First car my brother and I ever jacked together. I can still hear dad screaming from the trunk. Coincidentally, the last bowl cut he ever gave us."

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We All Have Our Limits

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"I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair."

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Parenting Tip

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"Tip: it's important parents take little 'time outs' for themselves too. Even if you feel pretty guilty when you return 14 years later."

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We'd Buy That Book

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"I'm teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it's mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point."

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We All Make Mistakes

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"Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding."

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Flying With Kids

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"No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy."

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Just Let It Go

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"I watched 'Frozen' without my two year old this morning. Despair reveals itself in many forms."

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Not Ready for the Louvre

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"My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage."

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Seems Reasonable

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"My neighbors' safe-word is Hufflepuff. I only know this because I happened to jog past their bedroom window for an hour."

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Thanks, Mickey

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"The best part about spending the afternoon at Disneyland in 100 degree heat is passing away in front of so many children."

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Something Came Up

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"I'm still trying to get out of dinner meetings I had years ago."

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Fashion Isn't Always Practical

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"They should make fingerless latex gloves. For stylish doctors."

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Tip for Criminals

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"Crime sprees would be so much funnier if your get-away vehicle was Hodor from 'Game of Thrones.'"

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Two Totally Separate Places

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"I'd like to visit North Korea. The 'Dennis Rodman' North Korea. Not the real one."

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You Wouldn't Like Her When She's Angry

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"When a driver's engulfed in road rage, saying they're going to shank you with a broken bottle of schnapps, just get out of my mom's way."

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But They Looked So Innocent

Via Twitter

"My brother and me. Moments before joining the Hell's Angels."

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We'd Take the Lion

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"Tough call. Continue watching election coverage - or tickle fight with a starving adult lion."

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Gotta Start Young

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"Damn it's hard letting your infant daughter go somewhere alone for the first time. I was a total mess dropping her off at Burning Man."

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Finger Lickin' True

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"Saying, 'Finger Lickin' Good' out loud—even at KFC—makes everyone pretty uncomfortable."

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Inner Peace Is Hard to Come By

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"I can't tell the difference between meditation and silent inner shrieking."

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Glutenphobia

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"People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel."

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No Yoga Shaming

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"When I'm in Vancouver, I carry a yoga mat everywhere so people won't make fun of me."

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An Easy Mistake to Make

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"I sometimes confuse watching political commentary with swan-diving into a swimming pool filled with liquid rabies."

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Translate This

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"Hey, guy in black turtle neck at the bottom right corner of my TV screen... Yelling in sign language is still yelling."

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Questionable Advice

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"Healthy parenting tip No. 34: Get the child into showbiz as soon as possible."

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Live Elevator Music

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"The 'Deliverance' theme song is way scarier when you make the banjo sounds with your mouth. It also helps if someone else is in the elevator."

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It Is Pretty Addictive

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"I love Words With Friends. Because once you start playing, the next time you look up, another Olympics has come and gone."

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On His Hollywood Walk of Fame Star

Via Twitter

"Amazing day... Weird how they write the name in ALL CAPS. Like I'm yelling at all the nice people walking by. For eternity."