18 Super Funny and Creative Business Cards

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18 Super Funny and Creative Business Cards

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Via Pleated-Jeans.

Something tells me he's had to make this distinction before....

Business cards are pretty handy things. You can get them printed up to hand out to business acquaintances, potential clients, friends, or maybe even that handsome stranger you happen to meet on the street. Let's face it though; most business cards are pretty boring, but the funny cards in this gallery prove that they definitely don't have to be boring! Why not get a little creative and make a card that people will want to put in their pockets? C'mon, live a little!

Whether you're trying to promote your business or you just want a handy way to tell someone that they parked like an idiot, after seeing these eighteen hilarious and creative cards you'll never settle for boring embossed black ink on bone cardstock again.

Click through to see all of the very best funny and creative business cards.

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18 Super Funny and Creative Business Cards

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Via World Wide Interwebs.

If there's one thing every woman wants and needs, it's a man of questionable physical stature offering to do a naked dance for her. For free.

"No thanks, I'll pass," said every woman everywhere.

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Via Reddit.

"Yes, I am very tall. You're very observant for noticing. 6'4" (Yes, really). No I don't play basketball. The weather is perfect up here. I'm glad we had this conversation."

Clearly, this guy has answered the same questions and heard the same lame jokes about his height for a very loooooong time. Way to proactively tell people they're unoriginal, guy. 

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18 Super Funny and Creative Business Cards

Yoga funny business card
Via Bored Panda.

Advertising agency Marked for Trade came up with these very funny (and bendy!) cards for a yoga studio. 

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18 Super Funny and Creative Business Cards

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Via Pleated-Jeans.

Thank you for clarifying, because this card was making me uneasy!

Photographers, take note! This might be a great way to break the ice with potential clients.

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Via Imgur.

Well, that was unexpected...ly awesome! 

Related: 17 Drunk People Who Got Drawn On By Their So-Called Friends.

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Via ebaumsworld.

Ladies, tell the truth. We'd ALL like to receive one of these bad boys, wouldn't we? Beats cruising lame Tinder profiles anyday.

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18 Super Funny and Creative Business Cards

Steve Miller business card
Via Pleated-Jeans.

If life (or your parents) gives you the same name as a rock star, you might as well go with it.

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Via Imgur.

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Chewbacca. Won't you have a seat?"

*WOOKIEE ROAR* 

If you like this joke, you must see this: The Force Is Strong In These Funny Star Wars Memes.

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Via World Wide Interwebs.

I don't know, methinks the douchebag doth protest too much

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Via ebaumsworld.

The picture he chose alone screams, "Hire this man immediately!"

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optometrist.jpg
Via Reddit.

Wow, that is one TEENY TINY font! I see what you did there. (Well, I sort of see it.)

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Via Reddit.

Why search through your car for the back of an envelope and a pen to leave that nasty note about your neighbor's parking job, when you could simply hand out one of these suckers? Efficient complaining -- well done! 

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Via ebaumsworld.

I'm not going to lie to you; being retired sounds pretty fantastic.

Related: Introducing Fashion Dads, Your New Favorite Instagram.

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Via Reddit.

Further proof that Steve Martin is the man!  

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Via Imgur.

OMG, I could so use these. I would hand them out to every coworker I've ever had, ever.

I'd like to order a box of 250, please. 

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terry.jpg
Via ebaumsworld.

"The impossible takes a little longer." Talk about a Renaissance Man!

Terry, you're the greatest, man. You keep on doing you.

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Via World Wide Internet.

Last but not least, let's all take a moment to remember the awesome job title of Tobias Funke from Arrested Development. Who could ever top this?

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