T Shirt Sayings

Funny T Shirt Sayings

Rehab Is For Quitters
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If you had to put a slogan or a pithy saying on your T shirt, what would it be? I scanned hundreds of pages on the Internet for the best T shirt sayings. The twenty T shirt sayings listed below are the best of the best. These verbal constructs are short and hard-hitting, to get the message across instantaneously. If you want to recommend some of your favorite T Shirt Sayings for this page, fill out the quotations suggestion form.


  • Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.
  • I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
  • Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
  • Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
  • Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
  • I'm not getting smaller I'm backing away from you.
  • Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
  • I don't know what makes you dumb But it really works.
  • Rehab Is for Quitters
  • My Dog Can Lick Anyone
  • Computer programmers don't byte They nibble a bit.
  • BEER It's not just for breakfast anymore.
  • I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice) We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
  • Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.
  • Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
  • People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
  • Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?
  • Do not disturb I'm disturbed enough already.
  • Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?