That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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Simple, concise, and to the point. A++!

Breaking up is never easy, and sometimes people have second thoughts after separating from their former love interests. Once in awhile couples can even work things out and get back together. Other times, one person reaches out...and things don't go so well.

The following text messages are all examples of the latter circumstances; when their ex reached out to them by text message, these funny people responded with the most hilariously hate-filled replies ever and pretty much landed their exes in the burn unit of their local hospital. Don't worry, though; we have a feeling they totally deserve it!

Click through the gallery to see all of the awesome burns!

All of these images are presented courtesy of the very funny Texts From Your Ex Instagram page.

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That's Gotta Hurt! 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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This cat is as nude as cats come, so....That's what he gets for not being more specific, right? 

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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"The rusher," eh? Not a great way for your ex-girlfriend to remember you.

PRO TIP: If you love the funny texts from this Instagram account, check out these other hilarious Instagramers if you want to add more laughs to your feed: 15 LOL Instagram Accounts You Should Be Following.

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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Great, now I want, no, need, a magic conch shell!

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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Well... that's certainly awkward. Or it would be, if he actually cared what she thought.

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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"Suffocating from your bullsh*t" sounds like a terrible way to go. Good thing she got out while she did.

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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When in doubt, always express yourself with Side-Eying Chloe!

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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This is a burn in the literal sense of the word! Harsh, but I'm pretty certain he got the point.

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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Would you care for some ointment for that BURN?

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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Burn baby, burn! Another literal example of burning your ex.

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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"How about no?" is my new favorite saying.

SEE ALSO: 20 Parents Who Are Just Plain Awful At Text Messaging.

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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The first step's a doozy!

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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Hmm, let me think about that for a second. NO.

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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I see what you did there.

Related: 18 Geeky Memes That True Science Fans Will Understand (and Love!).

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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BUH-BYE now. There's the door; don't let it hit you on the way out.

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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Not kidding about those "bad things!" Serious as a felony, in fact. 

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That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns

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OOPS!

NEXT UP: Break up texts are funny, but let's take a look at some relationships that actually made it! First we've got newlyweds who might want to reconsider hyphenating those last names, then enjoy these 18 engagement photos that might make you want to stay single forever

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Jenkins, Beverly. "That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns." ThoughtCo, Jul. 26, 2016, thoughtco.com/the-best-texts-from-your-ex-burns-1923992. Jenkins, Beverly. (2016, July 26). That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns. Retrieved from https://www.thoughtco.com/the-best-texts-from-your-ex-burns-1923992 Jenkins, Beverly. "That's Gotta Hurt! These Are 18 of the Best 'Texts From Your Ex' Burns." ThoughtCo. https://www.thoughtco.com/the-best-texts-from-your-ex-burns-1923992 (accessed November 22, 2017).