The Definition of "Dork" Has Nothing to Do with Whales

The term does not derive from a word related to the sea mammal's anatomy

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Thousands of viral posts claim that the word "dork" derives from a part of the whale's anatomy. These posts are all inaccurate. There is no shortage of documents online discussing the finer points of whale reproduction and cetacean sexual anatomy, yet not one of them makes use of the word "dork." You won't find it in "Moby-Dick," or any other novels about whaling nor in any historical accounts of the whaling industries in North America, Japan or anywhere else in the world.

Dorky Origins

Though its precise origins remain somewhat obscure, the word "dork" has far more mundane origins.  Etymologists do generally agree that "dork" — typically defined as "a stupid, foolish, or inept person" — has only been in common usage since the 1960s.

The "Concise New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English," for example, defines the terms as "a socially inept, unfashionable, harmless person." The dictionary says the word used as such originated in 1964. Even the ultimate authority on English word origins, the "Oxford English Dictionary," makes no mention of whales when explaining the origins of "dork." 

The word may have some sexual connotations, but they have nothing to do with whales. The earliest known use of the word in print occurs in the 1961 novel "​Valhalla" by Jere Peacock, in which a character says, "You satisfy many women with that dorque?" It's clear from the context that "dorque" refers to the male sexual organ, but the reference pertains to humans, not whales.

Derives From "Dirk"

The "Online Etymology Dictionary" notes that the term likely derived from the word "dirk," a spelling variant that goes back centuries: 

dirk (n.): c. 1600, perhaps from Dirk, the proper name, which was used in Scandinavian for "a picklock." But the earliest spellings were dorkdurk (Samual Johnson, 1755, seems to be responsible for the modern spelling), and the earliest association is with Highlanders, however there seems to be no such word in Gaelic, where the proper name is biodag. Another candidate is German dolch "dagger." The masc. given name is a variant of Derrick, ultimately from the Germanic compound in Dietrich.

Johnson was a famous British writer who wrote one of the earliest, funniest, and most influential English-language dictionaries. As modern lexicographer Robert Burchfield has observed: "In the whole tradition of English language and literature the only dictionary compiled by a writer of the first rank is that of Dr. Johnson." Such high praise would certainly seem to make Johnson an expert on the matter.

Whale Experts Speak

Several whale experts — Professor C. Scott Baker of the Oregon State University Department of Fisheries and Wildlife; John Calambokidis, senior research biologist and cofounder of Cascadia Research; Phillip Clapham of the National Marine Mammal Laboratory; and Richard Ellis, author of "​The Book of Whales" — all noted that they had never seen nor heard the word "dork" used in reference to a whale's reproductive anatomy.

Like "Moby Dick," the purported origins of "dork" may be a bit of a fish tale; experts concur that the word has no relation to the sea mammal's anatomy.