The 15 Funniest Harry Potter "Yo Mama" Jokes

These "yo mama" jokes are so good, they're practically magical.

You've read the books. You've watched the movies. Maybe you've even watched a few funny Harry Potter spoof videos on YouTube. Yet one thing has been missing all these years....

With all this wizard-on-wizard fighting, why were there no childish insults thrown around? We're not talking about a lack of witty banter here; we're talking pure, straight-up, unadulterated trash talk. What better way is there to insult your magical foes than with a good old-fashioned "Yo Mama" joke?

Look no further, because we've got this glaring omission covered. Next time you're going wand-to-wand with a jerkface like Draco Malfoy, whip out one of these bad boy "You Mama" jokes and watch his lower lip start to quiver. Eat slugs, Malfoy!

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 She tried to eat Cornelius Fudge. 

"In her defense, he does sound delicious." -- Aunt Marge. More »

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Even the Dementors can’t suck out her soul in one sitting.

"Okay, that was good. That's a good one. Even I laughed, and I'm the most evil being, well, ever." - Voldemort. More »

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She went to Honeydukes and put a chocolate frog on layaway!

Damn, that's cold.

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She thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue.

Get it, parsley tongue?  Parseltongue? Sigh... 

"Dumb, you say? Why don't you come over HERE and say that to me?" -Mrs. Molly Weasley, resident bad ass mama. More »

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The sorting hat put her in ALL FOUR houses. 

"EFFFFFFFF...YOUUUU." - Harry Potter.

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The Sorting Hat didn't put her in a house, he put her in an economy studio apartment.

"Oh, I suppose that's funny because I'm half Muggle? Well... that's mean." *runs off crying*  -- Hermione Granger More »

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She thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequila.

"Bwahaha, I'll drink to that!" - Sirius Black.

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She used to babysit Dumbledore.

"Gah! What kind of dark magic is this? Even I, the Potions Master, am unfamiliar with these stinging and burning sensations." - Professor Snape. More »

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When she goes looking for the room of requirement she finds a McDonald's.

"I don't understand. No really, I don't get it." - Professor Trelawney. More »

You mama's so fat...

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She looked in the Mirror of Erised and saw a ham.

"Mum's gonna kill me if she finds out I laughed at this joke." - Ron Weasley.

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When she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.   

"You're talking about my mother? Ya' shouldn't'a done that." - Hagrid. More »

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She joined the Death Eaters cuz she was hungry.

"Is this the sort of thing that passes for humor, Mr. Potter?" - Professor McGonagall.  More »

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The sorting hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.  

"Very amusing, but what is this House of Pancakes you speak of, and where can I find one?" - Mad Eye Moody. More »

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Every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark.

"You know the Death Eaters drove my mother mad, don't you? Harsh, dude.That is harsh." - Neville Longbottom. More »

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The Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

BURRRRRRRN! Drop the mic, Seamus; you win this round.

 

This article was edited by Beverly Jenkins on May 31, 2016. More »

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