20 of the Funniest Passive Aggressive Roommate Notes Ever Written

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Jenkins, Beverly. "20 of the Funniest Passive Aggressive Roommate Notes Ever Written." ThoughtCo, Jul. 1, 2017, thoughtco.com/the-funniest-passive-aggressive-roommate-notes-ever-written-1923870. Jenkins, Beverly. (2017, July 1). 20 of the Funniest Passive Aggressive Roommate Notes Ever Written. Retrieved from https://www.thoughtco.com/the-funniest-passive-aggressive-roommate-notes-ever-written-1923870 Jenkins, Beverly. "20 of the Funniest Passive Aggressive Roommate Notes Ever Written." ThoughtCo. https://www.thoughtco.com/the-funniest-passive-aggressive-roommate-notes-ever-written-1923870 (accessed October 18, 2017).
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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via zestgag.

Living with another person (or people) is not always easy, but at some point in our lives, most of us have had to suck it up and deal with a roommate. Sometimes these relationships blossom into lifelong friendships; other times you end up wanting to smother your roomie in their sleep. It's a crap shoot; you just never know what you're going to get.

The most common complaints among roommates are pretty standard: They forget to replace the toilet paper, they don't do their dishes, they break or borrow things that don't belong to them, or maybe they get drunk and fall asleep with a pizza cooking in the oven. You know, the usual stuff. When things get hilarious is when roommates start leaving each other little passive aggressive notes over such minor grievances.

Click through the gallery to check out some of the absolute funniest roommate notes ever shared online, and remember, don't be that guy/girl! 

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via coedmagazine.com.

If only there was some kind of herb that helped with stress and anxiety... some kind of plant that helps people mellow out.... Darn it all, that would be great!

Something tells me this 420-friendly "solution" is just going to make this roommate more irritable. Nice try, though!

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via Viral Spell.

Do the right thing and FEED your toilet paper dispenser, won't you? What are you, some kind of monster?

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via Imgur.

Congratulations, your apartment just became a whole lot more like prison.

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Via Smosh.

You've got to love a Dick with a good sense of humor.

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via Pleated-Jeans.

How could you even be mad at this guy after he drew you a cute picture like this one?

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via Izismile.

If your dishes are talking to you (or writing your notes), it might be time to see a doctor. (Or quit huffing paint; either one.)

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via Smosh.

Wear pants all day long? That's asking for a lot, dude. No promises.

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via Izismile.

Best accidental prank ever!  Or, best "accidental poisoning" ever, depending on how much of this stuff you happen to swallow.

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Via Smosh.

These are the sorts of things that those college guidebooks don't tell you about. You have to live it to believe it. Sorry, Eric.

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via Smosh.

This is actually pretty considerate behavior, for someone whose pee is in your fridge. 

Recommended: Hack Attack! 18 Very Funny Hacked Construction Signs.

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via Pleated-Jeans.

"But... but... I'm desperate for eye serum! How will I ever LIVE without eye serum! Have you no heart?"  -- This roommate, probably.

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via Izismile.

Totally agree; better safe than sorry!

You might also like: Oops! 20 Totally Inappropriate Ad Placement Fails.

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via Reddit.

Excellent use of the "NO" rage face. 

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via Smosh.

This person is very serious about protecting her sodas. Which is... not NOT weird.

Okay, it's really weird. 

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via CollegeHumor.

We don't believe you broke the shot glasses! We need blood spots as proof! 

Speaking of drunks, check out 17 Drunk People Who Got Drawn On By Their So-Called Friends

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Via Reddit.

Ah yes, the famous Paper Towel Prophecies. It has been foreseen.

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via Smosh.

Marco is REALLY serious about his food. Who counts his French Fries??

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever

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Via Smosh.

That's it, just burn the building down. Take no chances.

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These Are Some of the Best Funny Roommate Notes Ever