20 of the Funniest People Ever Spotted On A Subway

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Um, This Seat's Saved...?

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Via Daylol.

There's just something about public transportation that brings out the crazies! Whether it's the scantily-clad, the costumed, or the funniest people with just plain questionable fashion sense, you just never know what you're going to see when you set foot inside a subway car. Check out the following 20 people who rightfully caused quite a stir during the morning commute.

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of 20

When You Forget You're Not Alone

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Oh, hey there, Papa Bear. Nice nips, but c'mon... put those things away! You're in public, not your bathroom.

03
of 20

Missing: One Band of Merry Men

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Via Everyday Funny.

+1 for flexibility. That's very impressive, in a totally useless kind of way.

04
of 20

Poor Rats

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Via Crazy Funny Stupid.

What? It's not like these particular rodents caused the plague. I'm sure they're perfectly clean, cuddly animals. Now, whether or not these rats actually want to be in this dude's mouth remains to be seen. Won't somebody please think of the rats?

05
of 20

We've All Had That Dream

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Via Daylol.

On the subway platform in a towel. It's almost as bad as that dream where your pants fall down while you're standing in front of the class giving a speech. 

06
of 20

Pole Dancing?

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Via BKmag.

Is this a rare deleted scene from Nicki Minaj's Anaconda video?

07
of 20

He Must Be Part Vampire

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Via Daylol.

Just hanging around on the way to work. No big deal. 

08
of 20

He's No Johnny Depp

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Via Daylol.

The funk is strong in this one. In fact, are we sure George Clinton hasn't gone missing?

09
of 20

Don't Mind Us!

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Via Imgur.

TMI! PDA! Bah! I don't care who you are or what you look like, please never, ever do this in public! Get a room, you two.

10
of 20

When There's Rain in the Forecast

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Via Daylol.

Wow, that hat is like something out of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Excellent!

11
of 20

When Camouflage Doesn't Work

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Via Daylol.

Whew! I almost wore my head-to-toe knitwear today too. That would have been awkward.

12
of 20

Reduce, Reuse... Time to Recycle

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Via Daylol.

Urban camouflage... I can barely even see him/her.

13
of 20

Make Yourself at Home!

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Via BoredBug.

When letting it all hang out like this, confidence is key. Clearly this guy has confidence to spare. Also, #moobs.

14
of 20

I Call His Seat When He Gets Off!

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Via Imgur.

Have recliner, will travel! What do YOU sit on, the bench? Ew.

15
of 20

Multitasking Taken to a Whole New Level

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Via HuffPost.

Starting dinner prep on the train is such a time saver, kind of like when Kramer installed a garbage disposal in his shower on Seinfeld.

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of 20

Bet He's Going Somewhere Fun

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Via ebaumsworld.

Spotting the Gimp on the subway makes for one of the greatest selfies ever!

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of 20

Does He Think That's an Invisibility Shirt?

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Via Imgur.
Learning to love yourself is important, but let's not go nuts, bro. Practice that self-love at home.

 

18
of 20

That's Why You Wash Your Hands When You Get Home

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Via Imgur.

I don't think I've ever slept THIS deeply.

19
of 20

Foxy Lady... Or Gentleman

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Via Imgur.

What Does The Fox Say? In this case, it turns out that he says, "Excuse me, you're stepping on my tail."

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of 20

Forgetting Something?

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Via Imgur.

"That's funny, I could have sworn we brought the baby with us today? Where did that little rascal go? And by the way, why is this seat so lumpy?"

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