Crazy-Awesome Thrift Store Items You Won't Believe Someone Gave Away

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Foot Rub Thrift Store painting
Via CollegeHumor.

"This room is nice and all, but what it's really lacking is an oil painting of a shirtless man giving someone a foot rub."

Okay, so sometimes you can find really useful and unique items for very little money at your local thrift shop... but sometimes you might find some exceptionally bizarre stuff cluttering up those GoodWill shelves instead. The items in this gallery are those exceptionally bizarre items, and they are GLORIOUS. It's hard to believe that anyone in their right mind ever gave this stuff away. We're talking some serious works of art!

If you think the painting above is odd, and it is; wait until you see the rest of the images in this gallery. Enjoy, and happy shopping.

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via Imgur.

It's a gargoyle toilet paper holder, of course.

Well, no need to worry about constipation with this thing around! It'll scare the crap right out of you. 

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via Distractify.

Fatman and Rob-him?

Only a true fan (not to mention a true geek!) would hang this monstrosity in their home. 

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via HuffPost Comedy.

A furry scale.

Maybe the fur softens the blow of finding out how overweight you've become?

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via We Know Memes.

Shut up and take my money! 

My only question is who WOULDN'T want this masterpiece hanging in their home? 

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via HuffPost Comedy.

Abraham Lincoln Cologne, anyone?

You can smell the emancipation!

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via HuffPost Comedy.

Phallic statues that simply beg the question, "Got wood?"

In related news: These 11 Very Naughty Trees Should Probably Put Some Pants On.

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Super Kegel thrift shop item
Via CollegeHumor.

Apparently, just squeezing your pelvic floor muscles isn't enough for some ladies. Suzanne Somers is probably going to ditch the Thigh Master(TM) for this contraption in 3...2...1....

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via We Know Memes.

Don't look at his junk.

This coffee table really captures how majestic lions can be, right? Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. I wasn't noticing his little porcelain lion nads or anything gross like that, so stop looking at me like that.

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via Distractify.

Traumatic art work is always in vogue.

Oh yeah, this artwork isn't terrifying at all! Let's just go ahead and hang this puppy in the kids' room. They'll love it!

Art lovers, you have to see this: The 20 Very Best Art History Snapchats.

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via HuffPost Comedy.

After what?!

This is both strangely specific AND highly unnerving. Thanks for the visual image, aunt Betty.

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via Thriftwrecked.

"I walk on a floor made of doll parts!" 

 

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via Thriftwrecked.

So regal!  This must be the official Ser Pounce (from Game of Thrones) portrait.

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via We Know Memes.

These dancin' grannies are putting me to shame. Look at them working that leotard!

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via We Know Memes.

Um... I love my friends, but I'd prefer if they would use the front door. Or better yet, just text me

See also: 18 Fabulously Raunchy Cross Stitches (NSFW).

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via Distractify.

We've seen some truly crappy taxidermy before, but this hoof lamp is a new low.

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via Thriftwrecked.

Et tu, Jesus?

See also: 20 Portrait Tattoos That Went Hilariously Wrong

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via We Know Memes.

Head to toe fuchsia is THE look for men this spring.

What would you do while wearing this fuchsia suit? Why, kill the Batman, of course.

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via HuffPost Comedy.

Weird and inexplicable? Yeah, we've got that!

What are you doing, Grandma?! Whatever it is, please stop.

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20 Funny Thrift Store Finds You'll Want To Buy Immediately

Via Pleated-Jeans.

A sexy monkey in a dress. 

The worst part is, you know this is someone's fetish. You just know it.

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