Be forewarned. The deadly <em>arachnius gluteus</em> from South America is migrating to the United States under airliner toilet seats. Five victims have lost their lives in Chicago alone!Think <em>you&#39;re</em> having a bad day? Read this and you&#39;ll think again!An 84-year-old resident of the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged sent a letter t theo administrators of the local middle school to thank them for the prize she won at a senior citizen&#39;s luncheon. This is what she wrote.Man takes out fire insurance on rare cigars, smokes same, files claim.Two robbers break into a bank expecting to steal diamonds and gold, but find what they believe to be a huge cache of vanilla pudding instead. Be prepared to suppress your gag reflex!<a href="https://www.thoughtco.com/notice-of-revocation-of-independence-3299420" data-inlink="32bawQfMOI45pVursdzp2Q&#61;&#61;" data-component="link" data-source="inlineLink" data-type="internalLink" data-ordinal="1">Net satire</a> poking fun at the 2000 U.S. <a href="https://www.thoughtco.com/notice-of-revocation-of-independence-3299420" data-inlink="Q3v88o2uIU3ULJuiDjDQBQ&#61;&#61;" data-component="link" data-source="inlineLink" data-type="internalLink" data-ordinal="2">presidential election</a> grew in the online telling and eventually came to be attributed, falsely, to Monty Python alumnus John Cleese.The Smithsonian Institution responds to notification of an unusual find in a backyard archaeological dig: the two-million-year-old head of a Malibu Barbie Doll.This is what happened when an Arkansas woman mistook the driver of a pickup truck for Jesus.During a state visit to England, President G.W. Bush goes on a fateful coach ride to Buckingham Palace with the Queen of England and a farting horse.Perhaps the most inventive use of an industrial staple gun you&#39;re ever likely to see. Grisly but true!