Top 10 Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

Unforgettable Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite

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I predict that these 10 Napoleon Dynamite quotes are going to be evergreen favorites. If you cannot fathom the humor, grab hold of a Napoleon Dynamite DVD and then read these top 10 Napoleon Dynamite quotes.

  • Just follow your heart. That's what I do.

  • (while hitch-hiking) Are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook-ups?

  • Pedro offers you his protection.

  • You guys having a killer time?

  • Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

  • You know... there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo-staff.

  • You wanna play me?

  • Lucky!

  • I spent like three hours shading the upper lip.

  • Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.